Doctor Who Unbound - Unbound
New Doctor Who, New Danger
“One Decree of Separation”
What if… The Doctor was a bad husband?

Sofa So Good

 

One Decree of Separation

 

The Follies of Our Poof

 

Science Not Sorcery

 

The Judgement of Cheeky Chops

 

Whose Pig Is It Anyway

 

Finetash

 

The Hand of Matthew

 

Changing Worlds

Season Two

Season Three

 

Starring Woolly as The Doctor

Daleks?
“Bloody invalids”

Cybermen?
“Silver poofs”

Sontarans?
“Why don’t they bugger off back where they came from?”

Zygons?
“Ugly buggers”

The Master?
“Never trust a half wit with a beard”

The Rani?
“Bloody woman – she’s got a face like a robber’s dog”

The Time Lords?
“A monkey with a stick could run the universe better than they do”

The Doctor is very set in his ways. That is, until Mrs Who breaks the news that she wants a divorce. If that wasn't good... bad enough, her lawyer is demanding a heavy settlement. Can the Doctor face eternity without his beloved TARDIS…

The Doctor
Woolly

Mrs Who
Helen Goldwyn

The Lawyer
Nicholas Briggs

The Judge
Peter Miles

The Doctor’s friend
Mik Garatts

In something of a surprise piece of casting, director Nick "Nicholas" Briggs cast a 57 year old pensions administrator from the Greater Manchester area. Defending the choice, Mr Briggs said "I defend my choice".