The Doctor thought he had disposed of the ancient evil which lurked at the heart of his Tardis but when he arrives on the planet Gky'ukz(s) he finds the Tardis doors won't open.

The air is breathable, the radiation count is zero and yet the ship won't let the Doctor and Quality leave.

"What is wrong, Doctor?"

"I'm afraid it's worse than that, Quality. This readout says there are no maintained footpaths on the rocky surface of Gky'ukz(s) and we might trip and fall."

"So?"

"It also says the native Gky'ukz(y) haven't got enough lavatories per million of population and that they don't earth their plugs."

"And?"

"Unless I can persuade the H&S systems to let us out I'm afraid we're stuck here forever."

"Why?"

"Because it's just discovered that you're not tall enough to travel without a special seat."

Are the Doctor and Quality doomed to spend the rest of their lives trapped in the Tardis?

Or is this the end for everything?

This CD contains rest periods every fifteen minutes to ensure the listener doesn't suffer ear-fatigue.