| Starring El
Hijo Del Pertwee as the Doctor With Rebecca
Front as Verity Lambert
and Conrad Westmaas as Sydney Newman
With aged actor William Hartnell cast in
the starring role of her new series, "Doctor Who", teenage producer Verity
Lambert is beginning to have cold feet about his longevity. After many
nights of soul searching and drinking in lowly Mexican bars she finds the
perfect solution.
"Sydney, I've got it."
"Hit me, Veri."
"After a few years we can replace Billy
Hartnell. Then his age doesn't matter."
"Dammit, woman, you can't just change
what he looks like without the audience smelling rats."
"You can - there is just one way. Our
hero - the Doctor - always wears a mask. Then we can get a new guy in and
no one will know."
"My god that's brilliant."
"If it works and we get away with it we
can give the new fellow a different coloured mask after a few months.
Then, when colour television comes in, a different one with every actor.
Fans can discuss whether their favourite was the Red Doctor or the Blue
Doctor or the classic Silver Doctor."
"What does Bill have to say about this?"
Will the Doctor go through the centuries
with a glittery mask on?
Or will it be the end of everything?
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