"What if... the Doctor was in love with Steven Gerrard?
"The Greatest Steve in the Galaxy"
 

 

 

Starring Mark Lawrenson as the Doctor

and Philip Olivier as Steven Gerrard

The Doctor has a problem. He's been feeling unwell ever since his motivational speech in the Cube. Having looked his symptoms up in all the reputable text books he is forced to come to a terrible conclusion.

Liverpool 2007 - the Tardis has brought the Doctor on his most important mission to date. For after another summer of spurning a move to London, the Russian Mafia are on Steven Gerrard's trail. There is nowhere on Earth he will be safe. Nowhere on Earth.

"Oh Stevie - I'm going to show you the universe, my angel."

Will the Doctor find that love blossoms in outer space? Or will he discover that close proximity to that which we desire can cause the greatest loneliness in the galaxy?

Or will this be the end of everything?