Friction Paradox. A name that sends fear through the souls of all those who have heard of them. Violently opposed to all sexual practice, they travel through time and space to destroy all forms of lubrication on every world they encounter. Worse still, they change history to remove all trace from the memories of those who depend on the slippery goodness. The Doctor receives a terrible distress call from an old friend of his. Being a time sensitive, his friend is aware of the moment when lubrication is erased from his people's history.

Can the Doctor match up to the evil schemes of Friction Paradox or will the universe become a place where pleasure isn't even a memory any more...

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