Yo yo yo yo yo

Man, I just been sucked off.. course for the first time in a while

By a group of ugly Time Lords who wanna put me on trial

They're wearing funny hats but the judge is quite a fox

The charge they got me on is a load of Ravalox

They say I interfere then show a slug scramblin' my brain

The Valeyard's points of law are spurious and it's drivin' me insane

Now the V-man's talking weird thanks to Pip'n'Jane Baker

It's become a fight between us to see who meets his maker

So it's a fight to the death and the Master's my friend?

This time I really think it could be the end

Word... life?