"Screw you guys, I'm going back to the Tardis"

The Doctor has become a recluse after the Master and Rassilon teamed up to dominate the Universe and wouldn't let the Doctor join in. Having eaten the Tardis's entire stock of cheesy balls, he is now unable to fit through the doors and must rely on Peri to find more.

With time running out before the Doctor gets really hungry, can Peri find supplies or will the Doctor become very  tetchy?

Meanwhile, the Rani is conducting an evil experiment to spread being Canadian through the timeline. When Peri's accent becomes suspect, the Doctor realises that there may be more to life than cheesy balls...

The Doctor
Cartman

Peri
Stan

Rassilon
Kyle

The Master
Kenny

The Rani
Wendy