The Doctor and his assistant arrive on the planet Primetime and find that twisted scientist Davinos and her evil Banaleks have turned the entire planet into a barren wasteland. The galaxy hasn't seen such devastation since the terrible reign of the Cillamen.

Can the Doctor and his assistant stop Davinos from achieving complete domination of the cosmos?

It looks unlikely until the Doctor and his assistant manage to tune the TARDIS scanner in to UKGold and they spend a weekend watching wall to wall Morecambe & Wise and The Likely Lads episodes.

But is this enough? Or is it already too late to save Primetime from the forces of darkness?

And will anyone ever be sure which is which? Or can they use as the key to their ultimate victory?

Time will tell. Just not the time listed in your newspaper.