Daily Mirror in WMD world exclusive

Britain's second most popular third rate tabloid, the Daily Mirror, has celebrated replacing the poisonous cunt Piers Morgan as editor with a scoop that will be heard as far away as the other side of the world and back again. New boss, Philip Shittfer-Braines, announced that the Daily Mirror's crack team of reporters have tracked down incontrovertible proof that the Iraqi regime were building terror weapons, the likes of which have never been seen or felt before.

"This is why we went to war" he simpered as he checked his inbox for an OBE for services to Tony Blair's backside. "This is the proof that was needed to make all those wishy washy liberal leftie fascists eat their words and apologise. This photo hasn't been spun or sexed up in the slightest. This is reality. This is fact." He then added that Daily Mirror "readers" would be able to text their support for Tony Blair via a premium rate number.

"I would cast some doubt on the authenticity of this photo" said military expert Sir Clive Finger, casting doubt on the authenticity of the photograph. "Firstly it was taken by an American spy satellite and we know the Americans couldn't find each others arses with both hands, and secondly I for one don't believe there is a Daily Mirror advertising billboard in the middle of the Iraqi desert."

"Sir Clive's criticisms are pure nonsense" stressed Mr Shittfer-Braines as he sipped a soft boiled egg, "and are clearly politically motivated."

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