Man issues official denial

The News Womb can officially bring you the exclusive news that a man who cannot be named for legal reasons has officially denied being involved in an incident that we are unable to talk about. The unnamed man made the shock claim of non-involvement in the secret occurrence in an interview with an unnamed representative of an unnamed newspaper.

"This is obviously very serious" said an unnamed spokesman for an unnamed government department. "If the undisclosed incident occurred as the unnamed man claims then we will have to study his statement in an undisclosed degree of detail to find out the facts of the case. Then we will be not releasing them to the public in the usual way."

It is understood that an undisclosed level of importance is being given to the unknown allegations and that an unnamed member of an unnamed family is considering issuing an official statement denying any knowledge of the incident once he has all the facts.

In the meantime we urge our readers to spend five minutes searching the internet and then they'll know as much as we do about the unnamed man and the unnamed incident that he may or may not have been involved with an how it may or may not affect either an unnamed government or an unnamed family in an undisclosed way.

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