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14 THINGS
YOU DID NOT KNOW
 Do
you fear being asked questions because, deep down, you are as ignorant as
a Volvo and twice as wide? Does the idea of knowledge confuse you, obscure
knowledge doubly so? Well now we have a brightly coloured answer to your
quandary. The News Womb's highly paid staff of volunteers have emptied
their pockets to bring you another list of mind screwingly interesting
facts.
- Scholars now believe
that Caligula and Father Christmas were the same man
- Practising things
actually makes you worse at them
- Chewing gum can change
your gender
- There have only been six
English kings called Henry
- Socialism started out as
a party game
- Old beards need council
permission to be removed
- It is legal to kill
monsters except on Sunday
- The letter J is outside
the range of human hearing unless you are a mutant freak who only
pretends to be normal
- The other planets in the
solar system call our moon 'The Earth's bitch'
- Only three episodes of
The Good Life were ever made
- When the Beatles appear
on Korean television their words are dubbed by a Korean tribute band
- The average human male
has an eleven inch penis
- The first telephone was
a novelty gift in a Christmas cracker
- Volcanoes are a type of
tree
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