BRITAIN’S STUPIDEST PERVERT JAILED

Britain’s dumbest pervert has been jailed today after an astonishing display of moronity. Barry Gurgle of Frottingham joined an illegal paedophile website and, upon recognising that most of the models were over the age of 18, he wrote to Trading Standards to complain.

“It is an appalling indictment of the state of modern pornography” claimed Mr Gurgle in his four page letter. Trading Standards immediately notified the police who went round to Mr Gurgles house and confiscated all his pornography. They later returned to arrest Mr Gurgle once the material had been studied in depth.

In passing judgement, Mr Justice Beaver called Mr Gurgle “a cretinous deviant” and added that “one or the other was bad enough but both cannot go unpunished.”

Mr Gurgle’s solicitor claimed Mr Gurgle was guilty of nothing more than standing up for consumer rights.

“Mr Gurgle has been convicted because he dared to stand up for the underdog and when he resumes his normal life in twenty five years time he intends to campaign for peoples rights to get what they pay for.”