It is with the greatest of pride that I announce that I - Piffle Bendiwack - have been appointed Editor of The News Womb. Under my leadership the internet's finest source of info-cation will become bigger, better, fatter, slimmer, more dynamic, one hundred percent more perfect and less ashamed of its fashion sense.

In short, the News Womb will henceforth abandon its old format in favour of a more twenty first century approach. We will become your ideal news source TWENTY FOUR HOURS A WEEK and let the Daily Telepress kiss our journo-asses.

Piffle Bendiwack (Editor)