President Bush criticised over Christmas card

American President George W. Anker has been heavily tutted at by everyone over his choice of Christmas card. The card, which shows a nuclear explosion and contains the message "Enjoy every Christmas as if it were your last", was sent to over one million foreign, left wing or French dignitaries.

"The President has a sense of humor" intoned White House Spokesdroid Jim Rockford Jr. "and anyone taking offence should remember to true meaning of Christmas."

"This is a classic case of America falling victim to political correctness" thundered the Daily Mail. "Bowing to the forces of the trendy doo-gooders and removing anything which might be deemed offensive to non-Christians is a disgrace. Anyone receiving this card should cut out the piece of holly on the front cover of this issue and stick it to the card to show your support for our campaign to Keep Christmas Traditional."

Mr Bush declined to comment as his wrist was very sore after signing one million cards and needed to be massaged. Spokesmoron Rockford Jr. confirmed that the President's toe would be on the nuclear button while his hand was being rubbed.