
Four to Doomsday

“A Frog In The Throat”, “Doctor Who And The
Frogs”, "Four to the Next Story"

“The One With The Giant Frogs” (USA),
“Frog’s March” (Greyfriars Herald) “The Bloody French” (Garry Bushell)

Doctor Who and his
friends battle some giant frogs.

*** - Some nice frogs
and some nice drawings can't hide the underwhelming stench.

"If a frog with a
funny hairdo can turn itself into a semblance of a human being, I don't
see why I shouldn't vote for her."
(Matthew Waterhouse
tries to explain why he'd voted for Mrs Thatcher. Janet Fielding was
holding his testicles at the time)

"You may keep the pants"

The presence of the
various nationalities in this story was caused by a script for Eurovision
being sent to the Dr Who office by mistake. Philip Locke was intending to
sing ‘Bing Bang a Bong’ alongside Twiggy.
The whole of episode
three was ad libbed by the cast (except the reprise material which meant
Terance Dudley still got paid so the cost-cutting exercise proved
embarrassingly futile).
In real life, Peter
Davison loathes cricket and welcomed the opportunity to mock the sport
during the floating in space sequence. On the other hand, he loves office
chairs so the scene was doubly satisfying.
Matthew Waterhouse was
subject of a practical joke during the shooting of part 2 when the rest of
the cast arranged for someone to deliberately ask him for his autograph.
He was half way through the flourish at the end of "Matthew" when the
autographee burst out laughing and and rats were smelled.
Janet Fielding sent
Sarah Sutton a bunch of flowers but, only signing it J, Sarah thought they
were from JNT. She smiled inwardly.
78% of viewers thought
Monarch was The Master in disguise. The remaining 22% thought he was
rubbish anyway.
Peter Davison was
presented with one of the monopticons after shooting concluded. He keeps
it at the back of a cupboard because Matthew Waterhouse signed it out of
spite. Waterhouse later apologised for mistakenly believing Davison was
behind the earlier prank but the damage was done.

...is that God is not
green.

Si Hunt

Like Adric, I was once
lead astray by an older gentleman who used to work for the police. In my
case it was Francois Devine’s uncle, Benton Devine. Some were saying I’d
fallen off the rails in those days – I’d grown a small beard and sometimes
wore tinted spectacles indoors so I suppose I saw their point. I was
certainly on the radical wing of the telehsitorical community and my
beatnik ways had not gone unnoticed. Uncle Benton attempted to put me back
on the straight and narrow by sending me to a conference of Greek,
Australian and Chinese telehistorians which he was chairing. I thought I
smelled a rat when Uncle Benton declared himself a god and invited the
international telehistorians to do likewise (which they did) but I’d seen
similar behaviour at Smasher’s place and wasn’t entirely convinced it was
abnormal. The whole conference ended on a sour note when the minibus
carrying Uncle Benton and the foreign telehistorians was stopped for
speeding (he claimed it was so he could go back and meet himself but the
police constable said that was no excuse for doing 43 in a 30 mile zone)
and I was left to pay the entire hotel bill.

"Tom Baker's Hair"
excitedly proclaimed that they had secured the very first fanzine
interview with the new Doctor Who and published it shortly before Four to
Doomsday was broadcast. It offers a "unique" and "exciting" insight into
the story according to editor, interviewer and cover artist Andrew Smeem.
AS: Peter, what can you
tell us about 'Four to Doomsday'?
PD: Nothing until it is
broadcast I'm afraid.
AS: Is it true that the
Master is in it?
PD: I can't answer that.
AS: Is it a historical
story?
PD: I really can't say.
AS: Are there any Daleks?
PD: No comment.
AS: Does Adric die
horribly?
PD: You'll have to wait
and see.
AS: Is it any good?
PD: Tune in and find
out.
AS: Peter Davison, thank
you very much.
Telos published the full
interview in their otherwise satisfying collection of 1980s fanzine
interviews.
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