
The Image
of the Fendahl

“Doctor Who and Wanda Ventham”,
“The Happy Wanda”, “A Fish Called Fendahl”

“The One with the Salty
Climax” (USA), “Doctor Who and the Fendahleks” (pirate copies of the
novel)

Doctor Who stops a big thing
from doing something rotten.

*** - It scores 8/10 on the
gothic-o-meter so it must be worthy.

“Hello - I am your god” (Tom
Baker’s standard greeting to new cast members rather offended Wanda
Ventham who punched him in the calf)

"You must think my pants zip
up at the back."

Tom Baker was in a grumpy mood
during shooting and called everyone “cock”. The amount of force in each
“cock” varied from person to person.
Some of the ceremonial
costumes worn in this story came from Tom Baker’s personal collection.
American wits have produced a
spoof version of this starring Barbie and her boyfriend. It is called –
quake with mirth – “Image of the Ken Doll”. I hate puns when they aren’t
mine.
Wanda Ventham was surprised on
set by the “This Is Your Life” team. In the background, Tom Baker can be
seen swearing eternal vengeance on Eamon Andrews and all his kind.
An important football match
was taking place during the recording of episode three and John Motson’s
voice can clearly be heard in the background.
A Big Finish sequel to this
story was abandoned after the monster’s owners demanded huge fees to allow
its use. They wanted fifty thousand pounds just for the right to put a
picture of it on the cover of the CD. DWM led with the headline “Image
Rights of the Fendahl”.

...is that anything which shows signs of
life after twelve million years won't do you any good.

Si Hunt

“My one and only outing with the Elk and
Bush Quiz Team (nick-named 'The Elk'n'Bush Quizzers') was to a local
derby fixture against the Moose and Trumpet.
We were ahead by six and a half marks to six marks when I was
asked,
'Which actress is best remembered for
being painted gold in the 1964 film...'
At this point I pressed my buzzer.
'Wanda Ventham' I answered correctly.
'That's wrong - the 'Moose and Trumpet
Bombardiers' can steal a point'.
'Shirley Eaton' said that no good
swine Winthrop Burberry.
'Correct' said the quiz "master".
'Don't be pathetically stupid' I
quipped, 'even though you were subnormal enough to misread the date you
surely can't be retarded enough to misread the answer as well.'
'The mark stands' insisted the
chairman. He showed me his card. 'Happy now?'
I looked down and saw that it was the
person writing the questions who had made the mistake and not the quiz
host. I sent him a vague apology by return of post and, rather than
return to my team and feel embarrassed, I announced to the audience that
I had suffered a rectal implosion and had to seek immediate
proctological attention.”

In 1999 the fan produced magazine
"Twelve-million-year-old Human Skull Monthly" offered a free
subscription to anyone who could write a five hundred word review of
Image of the Fendahl without including certain clichéd words. The full
list of banned words was -
Gothic
Fandor
Salt
Gold-painted
Leela
Snake
Salty
Very gothic
Skull
Quatermass
The prize was never awarded as the
challenge is quite obviously completely impossible. Only one person
tried and he was eliminated when someone noticed to that his piece was
entitled "Gothic goings on in the salty Quatermass homage featuring
Leela, a giant snake and a skull".
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