
Hand of Fear

"George and Eldrad", "Kastriaway", "Doctor Who in Croydon"

"The One with the Hand of Terror", "Eldrad Must - Live!"
(stage adaptation)

Doctor Who and Sarah Jane visit a quarry
and an alien world and, for once, they aren't the same thing.

*** - It gets rid of the best
female companion Tom Baker had ever had and does so with no apology.

Sarah Jane Smith: I must be mad.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I'm sick of being cold
and wet and hypnotised left, right and centre.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I'm sick of being shot
at, savaged by bug eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming or going...
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: ...or been.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I want a bath.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I want my hair washed.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I just want to feel
human again...
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: ...and, boy, am I sick
of that sonic screwdriver.
Doctor: Bye.
Sarah Jane Smith: I'm going to pack my
goodies and I'm going home.
Doctor: You still here?

"Strange pants or not...
Eldrad lives and shall again rule Kastria!"

The nuclear physics used during the
story had to be written by a stunt physicist due to the dangers involved.
Bob Baker and Dave Martin are known as the
"Bristol Boys" because lots of people think they're Welsh but they aren't.
The Tomorrow's World team visited the
location work and conducted an experiment which proved that Tom Baker's
voice was not only louder than a quarry siren but actually louder than
dynamite.
The Eccleston Echo described Sarah's
leaving scene as "emotional chess" while the Hanging Langford Harp said it
"shows emotional depth normally too broad and deep for the small screen."
Only the Croydon Spleen disagreed and called the scene "mentally
retarded".
Sarah Jane's costume was a last attempt
to "sex up" the character. Sadly, Elisabeth Sladen had had her erotic
gland removed in 1966 after it started behaving peculiarly and she ended
up in alone and naked in Slough.
Sladen's reasons for leaving the series have been the subject of much
speculation over the years. It is now almost universally agreed that she
was asked to leave after she shed her skin in the BBC bar and Thora Hird
sprained her ankle tripping over the husk.

...is that you shouldn't worry about
radiation if you have something to hide behind.

Si Hunt

“I don't mind telling you that I felt
the hand of fear the first time I had an intimate examination from Doctor
Flapjack. He asked me to remove my trousers, my sensible thermals, my
prescription underpants (imbued with special lotion recommended by my
former specialist, Doctor Crippler) and my money belt which some mistake
for a girdle but I can't help the cynical myopia of those cursed by a
childish mind. He rubbed his hands together to warm them up - I pay an
extra premium for special service - and told me to relax myself. I'm not a
man accustomed to relaxing and he said I was very tense. The more he urged
me to relax, the more strained I became. He stuck a hypodermic needle into
my posterior and I felt a wave of calm come over me. With my
b-u-t-t-o-c-k-s now completely numb I was ready for his inspection. An
hour later I chanced my hand and opened my eyes. There were several pairs
of discarded rubber gloves on the surgery floor, two empty tubs of
Vaseline in the waste paper basket, a catatonic canary in a cage and a
soiled needle and thread on his desk.
"Whhl mhhhr brhhht" he appeared to say. I suggested he remove the gas mask
and he complied once he'd reached my end of the table.
"Well, Mr Brent" he repeated, "I think we can safely conclude that you've
definitely got inflamed tonsils. I'll book you in for a tonsillectomy next
week."
I was so relived that my lecturing career was not in any long term danger
that it didn't occur to me until some time later that he hadn't made an
appointment to remove whatever stitches he had inserted. He's a marvellous
doctor but a tad forgetful.”

 
 
 
 
 
 

One of the few continental Doctor Who
fanzines - the Greek bi-monthly "Sarah Jane Aphrodite" - still refers to
Hand of Fear as "The last of the Doctor Who stories to be made by the
BBC." A recent issue gave directions to Croydon so readers could undertake
the annual outing to try and find her. The society calls this "The
Pilgrimage" while Croydon City Council calls it "our tourism industry".
The club have Elisabeth Sladen as their honorary president and describe
her as "a wise old Sarah Jane Smith expert who looks as we imagine Sarah
Jane Smith's grandmother would look."
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