
Masque of Mandragora

"Renaissance & Stimpy", "Mandragora Behaving Badly", The
Italian Mob"

“The One with the Age of Enlightenment" (USA),
"Medico Che ed i trafori" (Italy)

Doctor Who and Sarah J Smith arrive in
Italy just as some men are putting masks on and summoning up something
that Doctor Who goes on to defeat.

*** - There is a theory that
this entire story takes place in the Tardis boot cupboard. Who are we to
argue with theories?

Norman Jones:
Tom Baker's curiosity might lead him away from this planet until,
ultimately, the galaxy itself might not contain him. We of Mandragora will
not allow a rival power within our domain.
Tom Baker: (muffled) Hellllp -
Jones has locked me in the lavatory.

"The worse the situation, the
worse your pants get"

Contrary to popular myth this story wasn't
filmed in Portmeirion but rather at the ½ scale replica of Portmeirion that
Tom Baker had built at his home to avoid the need to visit Wales. This is
why even 4'9'' Lis Sladen looks like a giant.
The BBC sued a telephone company who
advertised a £1.50 per minute phone line with the phrase "Man Dragor -
ahhh - he licks" and won free calls for life as part of the settlement.
Real Italians were hired from Chester Zoo
for scenes which couldn't be achieved by men dressed up in Italian suits.
The Tardis boot cupboard wouldn't feature
again in Doctor Who until Michael Grade dumped Colin Baker in there in
1986.
The new wooden Tardis console room wasn't
an innovative design feature but rather the first move in a seedy plan
hatched by an unnamed member of the production team to burn Doctor Who
down and claim on the insurance.
The BBC's spelling unit called on the
producer, writer and caption artist to resign following their "apalling"
and "woefull" misspelling of "mask". The writer was a freelancer and the
caption artist had incriminating photographs so they were unaffected but
the producer happily called the unit's bluff and re-signed his contract of
employment. Everyone got ex gratia payments because it was the start of
the season and they had money to burn.
The "Lost in Time" collection was rushed released in November 2004 after
the planned release - an Italian themed boxed set comprising The Romans,
Masque of Mandragora and City of Death - was cancelled when a temp noticed
that Paris wasn't actually in Italy. The set was released in the USA as
BBC America decided no one would notice.

...is that asking perceptive questions
always leads to complication, suspicion and ultimately failure.

Si Hunt

“It is a little known fact but I too
have been the subject of an Italian religious cult. It all started when
Ian Devine and I found ourselves in a top secret Vatican archive vault. As
Ian Devine often says 'when you've gained entry to one top security
archive, you've gained entry to them all'. We had heard a rumour from an
unimpeachable source's unimpeachable source's brother's cousin's uncle's
head-masseuse that some production documents from Season "six" of "Doctor
Who" had been placed there during Frazer Hines' 1970 conference with the
then-Pope. We found some promising looking papers stuffed behind a
portrait of Jess Conrad and I removed a book from my satchel to make room
for them. Alas, I didn't remember to pick the book up again and some years
later "The Dimensions of Telesnaps - a Millimetric Guide to the Works of
John Cura by Dennis Brent" was unearthed by a theologian of unsound mind
and I was mistakenly hailed as a prophet. I haven't yet received any
royalties though <shrug>
So next time you hear people calling me
a cult you know to what they are referring.”

 
 
 
 
 
 

Jimmy Timmins, writing in "Polycarbide
News", rated Masque of Mandragora against every other season-opening
story. His article, which ran "No, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, no,
yes, yes" etc, was not universally popular as he didn't specify what on
earth he was talking about. It also ran 975 words short of the 1,000 words
requested by the editor. An out of court settlement lead to him being
forced to repay £9.75. However, he had the last laugh as he reworked the
wording of the article and sold the revised version to the writer of "When
Harry Met Sally".
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