
The Android Invasion

“Invasion of the Androids”, “The Androids Invade”, “Doctor
Who and the Invasion by Androids”

“The One with the Freshly Minted Coins”, “Docteur Qui et
les Doppelgangers”

Doctor Who and Sarah Jane stop robot
duplicates of Doctor Who and Sarah Jane from helping some aliens from
invading Earth by means of a cunning plan involving a country village and
a cheaper military officer.

*** - It is less surprising
than you might think to find that Elisabeth Sladen’s face isn’t real.

Doctor: "You know, look, I've got a
suggestion, my arms are beginning to ache. Why not call Lethbridge-Stewart
and get him to identify me?"
Crayford: "Lethbridge-Stewart is feeling typcast. Colonel Faraday is in
command."

"The pants will disseminate a virus. It
will cause a contagion so lethal, the Earth will be rid of its human
population within three weeks."

One of the show’s most famous pranks
occurred when Milton Johns turned round on set and discovered that
everyone else had donned eye patches. Johns, a method actor since birth,
quipped “How can you be so cruel to mock my disability?” and cried until
he was reminded that, like his character, he actually had two fully
competent eyes.
The freshly minted coins used during the serial were specially made by the
BBC props unit and resulted in the head - Charles
Styggron - being convicted of running a counterfeit money racket. A
character was hastily renamed in his honour as is traditional when someone
makes the supreme sacrifice for the BBC.
Terry Nation got the idea for using identical copies as the basis for a
story from his past Dalek scripts.
Amongst the celebrity extras appearing as villagers in this story were
Nicholas Parsons, Clement Freud, Derek Nimmo and Maureen Lipman, all of
whom were in town to record the thirtieth anniversary Just a Minute
special.
Kenneth Williams, who missed the JAM special due to a rash he picked up in
Morocco, famously remarked “Doctor Who gets sillier every week” in
response to an episode of the Android Invasion. Enraged, Tom Baker’s own
diary bitterly proclaims “Carry On Behind was the cinematic equivalent of
making love to your own stomach.”

...is that an empty pub is always a portent
of danger.

Si Hunt

"I once read a review of Story 4J which
stated that the atmosphere of the deserted village reminded him of the
television series "The Avengers". I mulled this suggestion over a small
glass of Rectalade (a new beverage patented by Doctor Flapjack which
claims to be both fruit flavoured and beneficial to my a-n-u-s). I then
wrote the reviewer a letter to politely disagree with his suggestion.
"Dear Sir," I began.
"Don't be pathetically stupid. The differences between Story 4J and "The
Avengers" television series are too innumerable to list in a brief letter
such as this but I would draw your attention to ten huge points of
differentiation. Namely, that it stars Tom Baker and not Patrick Macnee,
it co-stars Elisabeth Sladen and not Diana Rigg, it is a mix of video and
film recordings and not entirely shot on film, it is an episodic serial
and not a single hour long story, it appeared on the British Broadcasting
Corporation and not Independent Television, it was broadcast in the 1970s
and not the 1960s, it was part of a six story season which the Avengers
never was, it involved aliens which the Avengers never did, it included
time travel which the Avengers never could but the most significant
different between "Doctor Who" and "The Avengers" is that their principle
telehistorian chooses to call himself "Dave". David is a perfectly
respectable telehistorical name and yet Mr Rogers chooses to shorten it in
a most vulgar manner. Would people take me seriously if I published under
the name Den Brent? I think not."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Well-to-do fan magazine "Build High for
Happiness" offered three copies of "The Android Invasion" to readers who
supplied the best answer to 'I want a copy of The Android Invasion
because...' The third place entry was 'I want a copy of The Android
Invasion because... I would like to own every Doctor Who story on video',
second place went to 'I want a copy of The Android Invasion because...
I want to own every Doctor Who story on video' and the winning entry
was 'I want a copy of The Android Invasion because... I need to own
every Doctor Who story on video'.
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