
Robot

“In the Bleak Miss Winters”, “Doctor
Who and the Iron Man”, “The Doc Calling the Kettlewell Black”

“The One With the Pointy
Haired Scientist” (USA), “Metal King Kong Attacks Tokyo” (Japan)

Doctor Who meets a giant robot
who is in major need of therapy.

*** - It gets the Tom
Baker era off to a start.

SRS Man : “Miss Winters - when
we emerge from the bunker we will have to repopulate the world.”
Miss Winters : "Is this the
time to mention that I'm a lesbian?" (cut because "lesbian" still meant
"happy" in 1974
and Miss Winters didn't seem a very happy person)

"You know, just once I'd like to meet some
pants that weren't immune to bullets"

The Robot's design was
inspired by some American football that was picked up by a BBC satellite
dish during a pornographically motivated experiment.
Tom Baker officially became as
mad as a hat stand as early as episode two of this tale.
The Robot's lumbering walk and
lack of intelligence were also inspired by the American football picked up
by Television Centre's satellite unit.
Professor Kettlewell's hair
received a separate credit at the end of episode three.
The Tetley Tribune commented
"I like Pertwee's new face" while the Lancaster Vulture's culture reporter
remarked "I could no more explain that plot than I could say my own job
title three times after a pint of bitter."

...is that there is a reason why mad
scientists are called mad scientists and it isn't just because they're
scientists.

Si Hunt

"Story 4A marks a crucial turning point
as I'm sure the sensible ones amongst you will be aware. For it was thanks
to story 4A that Ian Devine first clasped Felicity Bobbins to him and
proclaimed his love. Naturally there was a perfectly simple explanation
for this contemptible exhibitionism. Ian Devine, Felicity Bobbins and
myself were playing a quiet game of charades (also known by the lower
caste as "Give Us a Clue with Lionel Blair and Una Stubbs (later replaced
by Liza Goddard)". Ian Devine's turn came and he chose to mime story 4A by
performing what appeared to be a bandy legged version of the motion
picture "King Kong". He grabbed a startled Miss Bobbins and began waving
her around like she was made of cloth, alternately clasping her lovingly
and displaying her triumphantly. He then foolishly tried to convey the
metal eating virus and landed me with a sizable bill to have the curtains
dry cleaned and some new support beams welded onto the base of Ian
Devine's arm chair. With hindsight he needn't have gone to all that
trouble as I'd already guessed that he was performing Story 4A. Charades
isn't the best game for the committed telehistorian as we feel compelled
to stick to the correct broadcast order. So as soon as my mime of Gareth
Hunt concluded it was rather obvious what would come next. I don't think
the inventors of charades thought their idea through and I've half a mind
to write them a letter of complaint."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Robert Robbins, writing in "Brig-a-doon",
wrote a carefully considered and superbly argued piece about how the
change of lead actor would refresh the series. He pointed out that Pertwee
had been running on autopilot for much of his final season, how the
familiarity of the UNIT family had begun to become as annoying as his own
family, the loss of several characters would be impossible to adequately
replace and that the changes behind the camera would bring a new set of
heads to the table. Sadly, all his good word was undone when a subscriber
noticed he'd called Tom Baker "Tim Baker" throughout the article.
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