
Frontier in Space

"Space Trek", "Space Wars",
"Space Frontier", "Space 1973"

"The One with the Riots in
Tokyo" (USA), "Line in Space Battle Glory Warrior Seek Disruption" (China)

Doctor Who stops two sides
from fighting by convincing them to not fight each other

*** - if it's Space Opera, why
doesn't Pertwee sing?

"You said they weren't working
for the Daleks you old git" (Jo to Doctor, cut at the insistence of BBC1
Controller's mother)

"I prefer to put my faith in
the pants probe"

This entire six part serial
was, uniquely, shot in one continuous take.
Barry Letts bet Terrance Dicks
two pounds that he couldn’t slip the word ‘brothel’ into the script. This
led to a severe falling out as Dicks snuck it into the script but Letts
used his production power to cut it before transmission. The line in
question was spoken by the Master and went “Doctor – I haven’t seen you
since we met in that brothel”
Katy Manning’s rather odd
performance was mainly due to her new contact lenses which, being blonde
and therefore dim, she kept putting in the wrong eyes. Usually Jon
Pertwee’s.
Years before “Harry F’N
Potter”, this story actually premiered at midnight at a branch of HMV.
The Clackton Crunch
interviewed Roger Delgado. When asked what motivated his performance as
The Master, he replied “It’s all in the beard – shave my face and you’d
swear I was an angel.”

...is that electing a woman as your leader
always ends in tears

Si Hunt

"I have only once been imprisoned
for assaulting someone and that was in connection with Story QQQ. A rather
heated discussion was taking place in the Elk and Bush and, although not
technically part of it as I was sipping a small glass of sherry and eating
smuggled peanuts from a free airline supplied bag that I had snuck onto
the premises in contravention of their food regulations, I joined in with
both guns blazing. They were discussing how they saw a parallel between
Story QQQ and Story SSS and Story V. "It is a well known fact that they
wanted to do an epic twelve part tale in the anniversary season to hark
back to Masterplan" said one of the proles. His colleague agreed with him.
Thinking back, the conversation may only have become heated after I joined
in. It is a matter of no relevance. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I said,
tossing my nuts on the floor to add emphasis. "How can there possibly be a
parallel between the two when one has a single production code and the
other has two production codes? Only a retarded ape or a colonial or a
h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l or a woman could possibly think in such subnormal
terms." He looked over at me and grinned. "Well what about Trial - that's
one story but has three production codes" he smirked. He had gone too far.
He had breached the unwritten code of the telehistorical community. We
never mention that aberration, ever. I swung my satchel at the criminal
and luckily it contained a brick from the wall behind which a "Cyberman"
lurked in Story 6K. I was sentenced to three years in gaol but served only
nine weeks when the governor of the jail was handed a petition by my
fellow inmates."

 
 
 
 
 
 

"Baker's Bakers" - the official
publication of the Tom Baker Cake Maker Club - suggested in 1997
that gingerbread men or women were a good thing to bake while
half-watching Frontier in Space. This was part of their lengthy series of
pieces about what to do while waiting for UKGold to get round to showing
their hero's era. Meanwhile, Paul Caramel, writing in "The
In-Vision of Time" wrote an entire space themed opera to accompany his
review of this so-called space opera. The script never performed. The
review, on the other hand, sold out the Buxton Opera House for twelve
nights in 1994. The local paper snidely commented "There obviously isn't
much to do in Buxton" before realising they'd broken the golden rule of
local journalism.
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