
The Mutants

"Doctor Who and the Munts", "Ky Don't You?",
"Solos and Thanks For All the Fish"

"The One Where The Doctor Couldn't Do It
Even If He Wanted To" (USA), "The Timelords Should've Used DHL" (DHL
Magazine)

Doctor Who is given a box to
take to a planet and give to someone. He isn't told anything else but
still manages to get it done.

*** - As a satire on the 1970s
music industry it works like a charm

"U.N. people, U.N. doing
U.N. things U. N. together." (Pertwee overestimates the amount of
international political satire in the script)

"These pants as they
stand are no longer of any use unless we can make the atmosphere
breathable again."

The myth of this story being some kind of
racial allegory probably stems from an interview Rick James gave to
Knitting Circle magazine. He was asked about his forthcoming projects and
he described the Mutants as "A part I'd very much like to explore". The
journalist, assuming James was as bad at speaking off screen as he was on
screen, wrote "He said he'd very much like to explore Apartheid"
It has been proven that this story is
scientifically accurate provided one ignores physics, chemistry and
biology.
Rick James shares a name with both Rick
James and Rick James. Sadly he has neither man's talent.
With positive racial and ecological
messages, Barry Letts was told by the BBC at knife point that the story
mustn't contain any women with important jobs or "the very fabric of
society would fold like a soufflé"
A Dalek can be seen in the background of
some of the Skybase scenes. It was left in studio after shooting Day of
the Daleks because the Dalek movers were on strike and none of the regular
scenery movers wanted to be scabs.
The planet was named Solos as a joke
because it is a palindrome. The script is also a palindrome as it can be
read in either direction with no loss of quality.

...is fairly bloody obvious

Si Hunt
I Nothing Like I Better To Do

"I was once interviewing Terrance Dicks
about the making of Story NNN for a fascinating technical article I was
writing about Paul Witsun Jones. I asked why the mutants had been changed
from 'munts' to 'mutts'. He smiled the smile of a man who is getting the
chance to tell a convention calibre anecdote and I readied my pencil.
"It's because we felt that 'munts' sounded rather rude!" he said. I looked
at him blankly. "I don't understand" I said wittily. "What does 'munt'
sound like?" He considered this sensible point for a moment and said "You
know." I told him I didn't and we went back and forth for a few moments.
"It sounds like ****" he said at last. I told him I'd never heard that
word before. He said it again and still it didn't register. Then
inspiration struck him and he explained he'd heard a fair bit about me
over the years and that he had just the thing to explain what he meant. He
walked over to the other side of the tea room and shouted at me. "BRENT -
YOU ARE A ****" he bellowed. The penny dropped and I recalled the
word he was referring to. When he got back to his seat I congratulated him
on making the right decision all those years ago and I bought him another
vanilla slice just to show I was sincere."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Richard Flute (writing in "Rassilon's
Harpy" in 1983) said this story was "crap". Gerry Ziggazigga
(writing in "Flavia's Funnel" in 1987) concluded that in his
opinion this story was "crap". "The Mighty Neil" (writing in "Ergon
Babes" in 1991) believed this story to be "crap" while his colleague
"The Amazing Wayne" agreed that it was "crap". The "Doctor Who
Journal" conducted a survey of its readership and their considered
opinion was that it was "crap". The website josknickers.com did a
scientific analysis of what they regarded as the hundred most important
factors in a Doctor Who story, giving each of the 160 serials marks out of
seven in each category. Sadly someone deleted the spreadsheet before
publication and they had no alternative but to simply label the Mutants as
"crap".
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