
The Mind Robber

“Gulliver’s Loitering”, “Doctor Who and the Master”, “The Land of Make
Believe”

“The One With The Episode That is Weird” (USA), “Doktor Wer Und Das
Land der Erfindung” (Belgium)

Doctor Who and his pals get sucked into a fictional world and meet
people who don’t exist.

*** - It could only have been made in the 1960s because after that
children stopped reading books.

“I am the Karkus – the rest of my superhero gang – Stayke, Korpse and
Kadaver – will be along shortly” (the budget wouldn’t stretch to four
actors so this sub plot was dropped.)

"We obey our pants, that is all that can be expected of any character,
unless the pants bid us otherwise"

There is a theory that this story is all a dream. There is another
theory that the first theory came to the author in a dream. There is a
third theory that we only dreamt that the first theory exists. A fourth
theory is that we want to believe that the second theory is only a dream.
All five theories rest on the mistaken belief that The Mind Robber is
anything other than an excuse to use old props from the BBC Warehouse.
This was the first story where cast members were allowed to smoke in
studio. Patrick brought his pipe, Fraser his cigars and Wendy her bong.
Christopher Robbie is the brother of William Robbie who later changed
his name to Robbie William and later Robbie Williamz.
Hamish Wilson won a Radio Times competition to be Dr Who’s companion
for a week. His winning entry to the question “I want to be Dr Who’s
companion for a week because…” was “I want to be Dr Who’s companion for a
week because I enjoy wearing sparkly cat-suits and screaming.”
This story was later remade as an episode of Terry and June but with a
scene where Terry Scott spits out his tea added at Ms Whitfield’s request.
Episode four was ad libbed when the production team forgot to get a
script written. Two temporary members of staff were excommunicated when
the head of drama demanded punishments.

Si Hunt
Albanian Video

"I recall an occasion upon which I was
extra witty. It was at a fan organised gathering and Mr Hickman of "Doctor
Who" Magazine was doing a question and answer panel with me. I, at my own
request, was sat amongst the proles while Gary Russell held the formal
"host" brief but the nature of the panel as a joint Brent/Hickman affair
was clear to all concerned. My first question concerned the number of
typographical errors in each issue of "Doctor Who" Magazine. Mr Hickman
laughed this off as being "typical" and I chuckled along with him. I told
him I knew exactly how he felt - some typographical errors are inevitable
in this slack day and age. I gave the example of my recent passport
application. In the section for occupation I naturally wrote "Expert" but
when my passport came back it had been mistyped as "Moose-f**king,
s**t-stained, g*y-faced old c**t" (but without my sensible censorship).
The audience went silent as they no doubt considered sending letters to
the passport authorities on by behalf. I decided to lighten the mood and
ask Mr Hickman how he considered "Doctor Who" Magazine performed when it
came to the delivery of fascinating technical information. He said he
thought it was a jolly good read. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I said
with my customary wit, "your magazine contains so many factual errors that
I for one have dubbed it 'The Land of Fiction'". Mr Hickman, out of
sensible loyalty to his employers, did not chuckle at my splendid remark
but Ian Devine and I laughed and laughed until he had buckled all three of
his chairs and I had chipped a tooth. Happy days."

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Mind
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