
Wheel in Space

“The Saddle in Space”, “The Seal
in Space”, “Doctor Who and the Cybermen Invasion of Space”

“The One with the Hula Hoop in
Space” (USA), “Moonbase II – Attack of the Drones”

Doctor Who visits a space
station which is shaped like a wheel and defeats the Cybermen for the
fourth time in just over two years.

*** - More space dramas should
be set in places named after parts of a bicycle.

“We know we’ve arrived in the
future, Jamie, because the women are allowed to have proper jobs.”

"My pants have been pumped
full of facts and figures which I reel out automatically when needed. But,
well, I want to feel things as well."

Episode Two was mistakenly
broadcast on the radio instead of the television when the BBC’s
reorganisation lead to lots of boxes going to the wrong offices. The
Director General was forced to resign after calling the rearrangements “a
damn disgrace” while there were ladies present.
As a practical joke, episode
one was actually filmed in cinemascope. It’s not entirely clear why anyone
thought this was hilarious.
Frazer Hines bet Wendy Padbury
that he could eat the model Wheel during the wrap party. Sadly for Frazer
he hadn’t realised that the model was a 1:1 replica of a space station and
he had to welsh on the bet and forfeit his sixpence.
A mistake led to a technician
being briefly in shot during episode four. A bigger mistake meant the
technician actually had two lines to say.
Tom Baker played the servo
robot with his customary flair.
The BBC Governors had to give
special permission for episode five to be recorded as the script used a
slightly different shade of ink (due to a temp buying the ribbons that
week) and they were afraid the unions would object. They did and were
given an ex gratia payment of two pounds and six biscuits. It is a popular
myth that they were given two pounds of biscuits and were sick.
This rumour started in America.

Si Hunt

"I was once asked to take part in a
medical experiment by my good friend and personal physician, Doctor
Flapjack. The procedure under review involved firing concentrated bursts
of radiation, via a specially adapted X-Ray machine, at various nodules
which had grown around my a-n-u-s. After ten minutes of controlled
emissions (I was rather nervous) he told me that he was ready for me to
come through into his operating room. "I can't help noticing that this
technique bears an interesting resemblance to the destruction of asteroids
using the X-Ray Laser in Story SS" I said wittily. "Don't tell anyone,
Daniel, but that's where I got the idea from" he confided. "Don't be
pathetically stupid" I exclaimed, groping for my trousers and
inadvertently head butting Nurse Simian in the stomach, "you can't treat
my a-n-u-s with something you picked up from a fascinating television
programme." He looked at me with some amazement. "You don't mean to
say you thought that I got the idea to insert that large blue crystal into
your rectum from Gray's Anatomy do you?" I had nothing further to say on
the matter and drew a line sensibly under it by walking out with as much
dignity as I could muster. I heard that Dr Flapjack had to refund over two
hundred pounds to audience members. It serves him right."

 
 
 
 
 
 

How likely is it that anyone would ask for Wendy's
autograph without knowing who she was?
No clever pretext - it's Wendy Padbury with a turtle
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