
Fury From the Deep

“The Weeds of Death”, “The
Seas of Doom”, “Life’s a Beach”

“The One with the Halitosis”
(USA), “Docteur Qui et le Foam de Mort” (Holland)

Doctor Who stops a sea weed
monster which manifests itself as detergent foam. As you do.

*** - I imagine the foam
sequences looked rather like a DWAS meeting would look if news reached
them that an episode had been discovered in a basement.

Debbie: "Look at that film of the TARDIS
going down into a vast ocean."
Frazer: "That reminds me, thanks for
last night."

"It's down there. In the
pants. Waiting"

Three pounds and six shillings
were spent on suds.
Mr Oak and Mr Quill were based
on popular 1920s music hall act Stanley Oat and Oliver Quilt
An Italian called Roberto
Cappuccino was watching this story with a mug of coffee and the froth gave
him an idea which would make him a millionaire.
Debbie “Soggymeadow”
Waterfield-Watling accidentally breathed in during one of her screams and
swallowed a cubic yard of foam. To this day she produces bubbles when she
belches.
Ms Watling decided to leave Dr
Who at the end of this serial to give her more time to prepare for the
“Barnacled Baby” as well as any other acting opportunities which might
arise in the future.
The Letchworth Leopard’s TV
page called this “Compulsory viewing in modern households” but their
horoscope page warned “Bad fortune will come in the form of beach debris
with a mind of its own.”

Si Hunt
Albanian Video

"A few months ago I found myself, as I
regularly do of an evening, enjoying a small glass of sherry at the Elk
and Bush. I evidently hadn't been in on the third Thursday of a month with
a J in it as never before had I found myself sipping sherry while
surrounded by freaks, weirdoes and h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-l-s having a
disgusting time at 'Rubber and Fetish Night'. I tried to ignore them and
concentrate on the small pile of nuts that I'd secreted in my pocket while
the landlord was measuring out my drink when I overheard a man who
appeared to be dressed as a Voord discussing something with a colleague.
"I tell you, Philip, there is nothing as exhilarating as getting weed on."
I naturally assumed they were discussing Story RR and felt myself honour
bound to correct their misunderstanding. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I
quipped, my nuts roll onto the floor in my excitement, "there is nothing
exhilarating in having your mind possessed by a demonic sea parasite. It
is typical of you subnormals to fail to grasp even the simplest details
when watching a television programme." The public house went quiet as I
realised I had gone too far. "Erm... I mean listen to a television
programme as obviously Story RR does not exist on video cassette tape" I
added. But they were so enraged by my blunder that I was bundled out of
the Elk and Bush and beaten several dozen times by a group of women
carrying rubber truncheons. Oh well, I bear them no ill will. Live and let
live - that's my motto and I said as much to the police when I telephoned
them and told them that the Elk and Bush was being used for immoral
purposes."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Who said that seaweed was evil? It could save your
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