Evil of the Daleks

“Doctor Who and the Daleks”, “Doctor Who and the Mirrors”, “The Dalek Invasion of Vanity”

“The One with the D-Factor” (USA), “Max Table” (Japan)

Doctor Who stops the Daleks by making some nice Daleks.

*** - The Daleks, the Beatles, the senseless destruction of video tapes - this one serial perfectly sums up television in the 1960s 

“Do not feed the shitting pigeons” (Dalek’s dialogue changed for second take when it was noted that a Dalek probably wouldn’t know what pigeons were)

"There is only one form of life that matters - pants life"

The “Dalek factor” was the inspiration for popular Gordon Burns light entertainment hit “The Krypton Factor”

The Daleks who play trains have been scientifically proven to be faster than Virgin Rail.

The Dalek Emperor was not static – in fact he only appeared to be connected to the wall because the whole messy business took place during his weekly bondage session. The dominatrix Dalek was not shown on camera in case she scared the children.

One of the Daleks was played by a young Michael “The Duck” Howard during his stint at drama school.

Maxtible was allergic to facial hair and described the seven week shoot as “pure purgatory” but added that “the experience has made me a taller and more round person.”

A morale boosting paintball seminar conducted for the regular cast and production crew immediately after shooting concluded ended in horror when Debbie “Sniper” Watling went mental and shot Frazer Hines so ferociously that he had enlarged testicles for almost a month.

Si Hunt

"I was enjoying a small bag of pork flavoured savouries in the public bar of a fan organised gathering when I heard two proles discussing Story LL. "How weird is it that Debbie Watling was on holiday for part four when she only started in part two. Who gets time off that quickly?" said one of them. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I quipped at the third attempt, attempt 1 having halted at "Don't..." and effort 2 having got as far as "pathet..." before a small piece of pork flavoured savoury became lodged in my throat. "There is nothing unusual about vacation time being offered so soon in ones employment. I recall, during my time at the technical college, I took a job in Bargainsave and was told I should go away within an hour of my arrival. I insisted that I couldn't possibly desert the new stock control system I had introduced by means of my own initiative but the manager was most insistent. He asked two of the blonde till girls to bundle me out of the shop and they did so before I could ask what date he expected me back. Sadly the locks developed a fault and I was never able to get back into the shop and I was forced to send my letter of resignation." The proles, apparently offended by my spitting a small chunk of pork flavoured savoury in their director following a choking fit around the middle of the tale, took their leave shortly afterwards. For some reason the only part of my story that they took any pleasure from was slapping me very hard on the back. And the front. And in the face. That's thoroughness for you."

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