The Ark

"The Two Two parters", "An Offer You Can't Refusis"

"The One with the Other One At The End" (USA), "Doctor Who and Anne Widdecombe" (Labour Party Magazine)

Doctor Who spreads disease, causes the enslavement of humanity and then meets an invisible man on a planet named after garbage

*** - "Take them to the security kitchen" - it earns it's place in history with this line alone

"I hope no one recognises me in this alien getup" (actor Marlon Brando)

"My pants, every fibre of my y-fronts, tell me differently."

Monoids were named after the spine of an encyclopaedia - MON to OID

The fledgling Doctor Who Club voted this story “The Best Satire of the Evils of Institutional Racism of 1965” in their year end awards.

Members of the cast jokingly called this story “The Bark” throughout production. The long winter evenings just flew by.

The idea of revisiting an old story with only a minor twist was taken from Terry Nation’s writing career.

This story was written on one of those new fangled electric typewriters.

Si Hunt

"I was once reading a fan written summary of the critical pros and cons of Story X when I was rather shocked to see the "author" allege that there was a political message contained within the script. He claimed that the moral of the piece was not to mistreat the proles. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I called from the back of the church when I had finally tracked the man down. I apologised to the vicar and to the infant before continuing with my apposite diatribe. "I found your attitude was beneath contempt back in 1988. Were you seriously contesting that I should go out of my way to be even more pleasant to the lower caste on the off-chance that some of the long haired weirdoes amongst them will start a revolution and lock me in a secure kitchen? Are you? Is that your socialist manifesto? If so then I sincerely hope your new child won't be as subnormal as his father." Before I could go into more detail I was bundled out of the church by some burly choirboys. I feel I made my point. We can't have rumours that Story X is subnormalist propaganda can we? That would never do."






 

An Ark where the staff won't mutiny and you won't kill anyone with a sniffle

Anne Widdecombe - Monoid of Parliament