The Daleks Masterplan

"The Long Dalek Story", "The Master Daleks Plan"

"The One with Eleven Episodes" (USA), "Mummy's Birthday Present" (BBC controller), "Doctor Who in an Exciting Two Volume Adventure With the Daleks" (Target)

Doctor Who takes 12 weeks rather than 6 to defeat the Daleks

*** - Long and satisfying - just the way (a-hah-a-hah) we like it (a-hah-a-hah)

"And a Happy Easter to all of you in Rome" (Billy fluff)

"Pull your pants together, madam"

The Feast of Steven started out as a four part story but the footage was edited down to a single episode. This is why much contemporary paperwork refers to "The Feasts of Steven"

This story utilised three studios, one hundred and eight special effects, six hundred and nine cups of tea, one hundred and eighty one cups of coffee, ninety nine costumes, four razors, twelve hand models and fifteen wigs (thanks to Dennis Brent)

John Cura’s telesnaps for episode four were lost at the chemist and he had to recreate the story using his friends and family as stand ins. Some original props were used while the rest were made out of cardboard.

The rumour that episodes five and ten were found in a Mormon basement are untrue. They were actually found in moron’s basement with the owner thinking they were Frisbees which had a built in tape thing to stop the Frisbee being lost.

The two surviving episodes were included on Daleks –The Early Years. A follow up tape (Daleks – The Middle Aged Years) was scraped as it was decided that a couple of Daleks sitting on the sofa and eating Rich Tea biscuits wasn’t terribly interesting.

Nicholas Courtney would appear again in Dr Who when he did the links for ‘The Invasion’ on BBC video.

Rumours that pop group ‘Linkin Park’ have several missing episodes of this story have never been denied by the band.

The Stockport Tophat described Mavic Chen as “more horrific than a wet toilet seat in a public lavatory” while the Conservative Torch said he was “typical of the far eastern immigrant problem which threatens our very existence.”

Si Hunt

"I was at a reasonably popular seminar hosted by an audio production company that I won't give free advertising to for legal reasons. Nicholas Courtney was answering the proles' questions in his own unique (and frankly rather repetitive) style. I found him rather repetitive but decided not to take him to task for his repetitiveness. "I am, of course, the only man who has appeared with all eight Doctors" he said smugly, taking a break from being repetitive. I raised my hand politely and, continuing the well mannered approach, quipped "Don't be pathetically stupid. I - Dennis Brent - have appeared with all eight Doctors. I have a photograph with Mr Hartnell from the last occasion on which Bendaton's electricity supply failed and he thawed slightly. I was snapped with Mr Troughton and Mr Pertwee when I disguised myself as the foreman of a luggage factory and had lunch with them during a public appearance. The rest are obvious and going into further detail would be a pathetic waste of my time." I sat down as the proles loudly jeered Mr Courtney, in my direction as they had not yet turned their heads back following my witty discourse, for spreading repetitive lies during his seminar."

Taranium appears to be a word in this strange language

Build your own Solar System... to scale