
Galaxy 4

"Drahvin Miss Daisy", "License
to Rill", "Galaxy Three"

"The One with the Moral"
(USA), "Les Femmes - Dominante et Sexie!" (France)

Doctor Who teaches the
children of Britain that women are dangerous.

*** - I felt that its
central message about beauty being the most important thing in judging
character was rather poorly expressed.

"These are the finest robots
around - they're called Pedigree Chumblies" (line cut as it breached BBC
advertising rules)

"We have a small number of
pants as many as we need...they consume valuable food and fulfil no
particular function"

Peter Purves broke his nose
between episodes 2 and 3 and wore a sling between takes for the rest of
the serial
Comedically inclined fans like
to tell Americans that this story is part of the Galaxy saga and have been
known to sell home made scripts to Galaxies One to Three at auction.
The master tape for part four
was eaten during the production team’s Christmas party. A mystery man told
Peter Purves that there was no way a human being could ingest twenty five
minutes worth of magnetic tape and Purves, known in intimate circles as
Peter “Have a Go” Purves, took him up on the challenge. He completed the
task and won a pint of beer.
The idea of obedient, cloned
females has been proven to appeal to ninety six percent of heterosexual
Doctor Who fans (which works out at 8.3% of the total Dr Who population).
Unbeknownst to most viewers,
this story actually has a subtle moral – don’t judge by appearances. It’s
easy to miss though.
This story was remade in 1984
as “Timelash”, though for legal reasons the moral had to be changed to
“Yup – the ugly ones ARE evil after all.”

Si Hunt

"I was sitting with Peter Purves as he
mentally prepared himself to face the proles at a signing of the LP
release of Story T when he commented 'It's a shame the women weren't in
furry bikinis - that would've been bloody brilliant." I was rather taken
aback by an icon of "Doctor Who" expressing such an unacceptable opinion.
"Don't be pathetically stupid" I quipped, "surely only a subnormal would
fantasise about a group of aggressive scantily clad females. Such an image
is beneath contempt and belongs solely to poor quality American feature
films. A far more sensible imaginary scenario is that which is presented
in Story T - smartly dressed women with a penchant for domination who
would give one a cold stare, brush down their sensible uniforms and say
'You've been a naughty boy, Dennis, crawl to Maaga on your hands and...' I
realised I was babbling indiscreetly and covered the whole episode with a
rumbling cough. Mr Purves gave me a peculiar look so I continued coughing
until I lost consciousness. I woke up in casualty with a small piece of
lung in a jar of formaldehyde and thankfully never met Mr Purves again."

 
 
 
 
 
 

A solution to the Drahvin's issues
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