The Space Museum
"Museum in Space", "The Mask
of Xeros", "Never Mind the Morlox"
"The One with the 25 minute
plot" (USA), "Doctor Who and the Dalek"
Doctor Who encounters aliens
who are battling to have the silliest hair
*** - Why didn't they make
more stories where they went sideways in time?
"We've crossed a tie rack…
time tack… track… bugger" (Hartnell fluff cut from episode one)
"Have any arms fallen into Xeron
pants?"
Contrary to fan opinion, this
story lasts 100 minutes rather than 100 years
The unicycle featured in the
mind probe sequence was from Maureen O’Brien’s private collection. She was
well known as a collector of novelty vehicles and made the news in 1997
when she paid fifteen pounds for a Sinclair C-5 that had been signed by
Sir Clive himself.
The Chichester Evening Trumpet
published a heart-warming story where a wheelchair bound man was so bored
during episode three of this story that he got up and changed the channel.
“The Morok Miracle” proclaimed the paper. The story was later revealed to
be a hoax. This didn’t stop The Cumberland Sausage from falling victim to
the same hoax after part two of The Gunfighters.
The silly eyebrows sported by
the rebels were achieved by using specially trained caterpillars. The
young actors plucked their own hairs out and received ex gratia payments
of ten shillings per square inch of eyebrow.
The BBC Audience Research
survey found comments ranged from “Oh my god, I’ve wasted my life” to
“Doctor Who has run out of steam”
It has been scientifically
proven that no race with hair like the Moroks could possibly have
conquered anything. The study, conducted at Cambridge, examined every
empire known to man and none of them looked like drag queens.
Si Hunt
I
Nothing Like I Better To Do
"There is a myth going around in "fan"
circles that episode one of Story Q is somehow more worthy than the
remaining three. I recall an incident when I read this very opinion in a
supposedly factual book from the pen of an author who I won't name for
legal reasons. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I said when I reached his
home. "The first episode of Story Q may contain an intriguing premise and
be followed by lots of running around but all four episodes produced
comparable quantities of original production paperwork and therefore all
four episodes have equal merit in the eyes of myself and all three of my
friends. To base ones opinion of a set of episodes purely on the story,
script and acting is the behaviour of a subnormal and not what I would
expect from an author with aspirations of operating on the same plateau as
myself and my three friends." Mr Howe then switched all his lights off in
an effort to convince me he wasn't in and I decided, since I'd said my
piece, it wasn't worth waiting on the step until the milk arrived and he'd
be forced to open his door."
 
 
 
 
 
What to do if you too have weird eyebrows
Look like a Morok (and they take PayPal)
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