
Planet of the Giants

"Doctor Who and the Big
People", "The Four Parter", "Doctor Who and the Giant Four Parter"

"The One with Irwin Allen"
(USA), "Size Matters" (France)

Doctor Who and his friends
become smaller than they used to be and foil a pesticide plot which
must've been intended for another show.

*** - In keeping with the plot,
this four part story was shrunk down to three episodes

"One day, this theme of
harmful pesticides won't seem like cranky nonsense" (the author, quoted in
the Radio Times)

"Do you know why I'm a
success, Mr Farrow? Because I've never allowed the word "pants" to exist"

The sink set was actually the
bath from William Hartnell's executive dressing room.
The first draft of this story
washed up on a beach in Cromer having been written aboard a ship which
sank shortly afterwards. This was passed to Louis Marks who fleshed it out
to six episodes.
The second of Marx’s drafts
was eight episodes long and contained a subplot involving dinosaurs and
whales.
The third draft was pruned
back to seven episodes, losing the episode set entirely in a block of
Swiss cheese.
The fourth draft was only five
episodes long, losing the dinosaurs but gaining a mechanical pussy. Cat.
The final draft was back up to
six episodes and included half of the cheese episode, losing the whales,
gaining one of the dinosaurs and mentioning but not showing the mechanical
pussy.
These six episodes were edited
down to two parts for transmission.
A third episode, made entirely
from outtakes, was produced for the staff Christmas party but ended up
being transmitted by accident.

Si Hunt

"I was once travelling on an
omnibus that had been hired by a "Doctor Who" seminar to take people
around sites of interest in London. Two of the proles sat near me seemed
to have astonishingly little interest in the guide's description of the
section of pavement that Patrick Troughton used to walk along when
exercising his dogs, Philips and Samsung. I craned my neck subtly to hear
their conversation and one of them said "Of course, Doctor Who did 'Land
of the Giants' a couple of years before Irwin Allen." Well, I had to act.
I picked up the microphone and addressed the two proles with my usual
cutting wit. "Don't be pathetically stupid" I said to them, the rest of
the tour party and much of the postal district we were travelling through
at the time, "as everyone knows, Story J aired one thousand four hundred
and twenty two days before the premiere of Land of the Giants. Now kindly
pay more attention to my tour or I'll ask that you both be arrested."
Sadly, the coach party paid more attention to me than the police did and I
was the one who ended up with a note on my file for wasting police time.
What is this country coming to? Some days I wonder if the Daily Mail is
right."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Plagerism
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