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 Christmas is almost upon us for the second year in a row and Karfel Enterprises are proud to announce the launch of their 2004 Gifts Catalogue |
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Every day becomes an endless stream of possibilities as you pair up brand new combinations of Time Lord and assistant. Each limited edition "Doctor Who Fanwank Sock Boxed Set" comes complete with eight "Doctor" socks (a Ninth Doctor sock will be available for purchase in March 2005) and thirty three "companion" socks.
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The cost of this heirloom quality gift set is only £79.99 plus P&P and it comes with a certificate of authenticity. Each sock is made of high quality fibres and is fully machine washable* Order now to avoid disappointment. *Karfel Enterprises are not responsible for any damage caused by washing any Karfel Enterprises limited liability socks. Please note that the illustrations are for illustration only and only feature two of the forty one socks in the collection. |
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Fashioned from 100% wax or wax-compatible solution, these two exclusive and highly collectable 1970s candles are sure to bring you up to ten hours of high quality light*. Each set of two luxury candles is only £17.99 (plus P&P). Order now to avoid disappointment. The first five hundred candles will be signed by Nick Courtney** *Please note that fire can kill and maim and that wax becomes hot when melted by flame. **Marker pen may release toxic fumes if burned. |
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Track Listing (disc one) A Cyberman Came Travelling Track Listing (disc two) Let it Snow, Let it Jo, Let it Xo This amazing two-disc collectors edition CD comes complete with a durable plastic case and a full-colour cover and costs only £17.99 (plus P&P) Please note that this product is released on December 15th. Please allow 28 days for delivery. The first five hundred items will be autographed by Bernard Horsefall. |
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Are you sick of dull payment method misery? Do you long to put a bit of magic back into your pocket? Well Karfel Enterprises have teamed up with Great White Credit to bring you this exclusive and highly collectable range of "Doctor Who" credit cards. Each one comes with up to six days interest free credit and a rate of interest which is unequalled in the entire financial services industry. These beautiful hand crafted cards feature the first nine "Doctors" plus the winner of Karfel Online's poll of the fans favourite "Doctor Who" monster. Each card is only £29.99 per year and if you buy all ten you will get a copy of "Credit Card and Debt Management: A Step-by-step Guide for Organizing Your Debts" by Kyle E. Manogue (RRP £19.99) for only £15 (plus P&P) |
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          The first five hundred cards will be signed by Sarah Sutton. |
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This shirt, one of only ten thousand to be made worldwide, is fully compatible with all the major brands of washing machine and is sure to enhance your reputation for off-colour humour. The first five shirts will be signed by Nicholas Courtney. Each shirt is only £19.99 (plus P&P)
*Now available from Karfel USA - save up to 3% by using the voucher code "KARFEL" |
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Not literally, of course, as that would be disgusting. Well, now Karfel Enterprises are giving you the chance to become part of Doctor Who bottom touching glory. Simply send your photograph (along with a cheque or credit card) and we will send you a beautiful, unique, once in a lifetime gift that is perfect for framing and is sure to be something you will want to pass to your brother's children. This unique and highly collectable gift is only £69.99. |
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The beautiful and highly collectable Mona Leela is a high quality updating of the original portrait and features all the elegance of the Mona Lisa combined with the grace and beauty of Louise Jameson. This exclusive item is suitable for framing and has been produced by some of the finest artists in Albania. Only £199.99 (plus P&P)
(Not suitable for use as a legitimate work of art. This painting is not affiliated with Leonardo da Vinci. Karfel Enterprises and the Albania Artistic Institute are not liable for any imprisonment caused by misrepresenting this exclusive and highly collectable item) |
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Whether you are at home, in the car, out jogging or just lying in bed and wanting something to take your mind off your loneliness, you can now enjoy Doctor Who DVD commentaries as nature intended. The range gets off to a cracking start with Gary Russell, William Russell (no relation), Verity Lambert, Richard Martin and Carole Anne Ford talking over this exciting and highly collectable serial. Each CD is only £14.99 (plus P&P) and the first 500 copies will be signed by Gary Russell. |
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Each slice of heirloom quality Peter Davison toast is suitable for immediate framing and comes with a numbered certificate. Only 1000 of these certificates have been printed worldwide. Only £19.99 (plus P&P) *This product is not endorsed by the Catholic Church or Papal Productions Inc. / **Not suitable for home eating |
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Karfel Pants are proud to announce a brand new pant for 2005. Fashioned from genuine hand painted imitation leather, the exclusive and highly collectable Christopher Eccleston thong. The perfect accompaniment to previous Karfel Pants underclothing, this pseudo-leather thong is sure to make your love life last... for at least thirteen weeks with the possibility of another go the year after. The thong comes in small, medium, large and XXL so there is some-thong for everyone! This heirloom quality pant comes in a beautiful display box and you may like to consider buying two - one to wear and one to keep! Only £29.99 (plus P&P)
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The brand new, fully guaranteed Victoria Sponge will make your ablutions even more enjoyable. Fashioned out of man made fibres, this life size sponge is compatible with all major brands of soap and shower gel. Each sponge comes in a beautiful presentation package and the first five hundred will be signed by Deborah herself* Only £19.99 (plus P&P) (*Autograph pen is not water-resistant) |
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Hours of pleasure guaranteed* Each beautifully packaged Rorvik's Cube™ comes with a colour coded instruction manual and the first five hundred will be signed by Sophie Aldred. Only £39.99 (plus P&P) *this is a figure of speech and no legally binding guarantee is offered by Karfel Enterprises.
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Enjoy a whole year of never-ending Dicks with the exclusive and highly collectable 2005 Unofficial Terrance Dicks calendar. Presenting both modern and classic images of one of Doctor Who's elder statesmen, this high quality calendar is sure to be a treasure you will enjoy for years to come. Each calendar comes ready for framing and costs just £19.99 plus P&P.
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Whether you're a business, a website or just a spinster looking for love, this is an unparalleled opportunity to reach out to the widest possible audience. Prices range from £29.99 for a short line of text placed above Mr Waterhouse's left breast to £149.99 for a prominently positioned logo and up to twelve words on the front or back of the shirt. £298.99 will secure BOTH front and back for not less than three public appearances. As a further bonus, Mr Waterhouse will send you an autographed copy of YOUR shirt (unwashed at no extra cost) once your sponsorship deal has expired. |
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  Karfel Sporting Media Group is pleasured to unveil the fourth in its exclusive and highly collectable series of Doctor Who classic replica football shirts. Crafted from the finest man made fibres, this beautiful limited edition Tom Baker jersey has been designed from original BBC scarf unit design schematics and is considered the most accurate reproduction yet produced. From the Bernabeu to the Bernard Lodge, whichever tunnel you run down this shirt will make the whole experience even more magical. Order now to avoid disappointment. |
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Karfel Sporting Media Group is proud to unveil the first three "Doctor Who" classic replica football shirts. Made from hard wearing, durable, fully washable, man-made fibres, these shirts are sure to make you the envy of everyone who enjoys the beautiful game. The first two display the classic mono-chrome of their respective eras, replete with mystery and suspense. The third captures the rich elegance of the Doctor's velvet smoking jackets. Each shirt is only £44.99 and comes complete with a booklet containing football terms and trivia which you can drop into conversation from now on. Stocks of these exclusive and highly collectable garments are strictly limited so order now to avoid disappointment. |
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Based around the exercise potential of rowing, Richard Franklin will take you step by step through his exclusive and highly effective Row-er-cise™ routines. Easy to learn and even easier to build into your daily life, Row-er-cise™ will help you shed weight at an incredible rate. "With just ten strokes each night you will quickly feel fantastic" said Franklin at the launch of this attractively packaged video. Each tape costs only £29.99 (plus P&P) and comes complete with a durable plastic case and certificate of VHS compatibility. The first five hundred copies will be autographed by Richard Franklin. Don't exercise, Row-er-cise™ |
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This comical updating of the classic "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt is perfect for any shirt wearing person who is between Small and Extra Extra Large. Made from 100% washable man-made and natural fibres, this is sure to become a highly sought after garment. Only £24.99 (plus P&P) Order now to avoid disappointment. |
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Actress, presenter and accomplished autographer Deborah Watling could be hanging on your wall within twenty eight days if you reply today. Karfel Enterprises reserves the right to add the address on your letter to its customer database and send you catalogues and items which it feels may be of interest. |
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The first beautiful stained glass display features Nicola "Peri" Bryant and comes in this beautiful genuine wooden frame. You can own this beautiful collector's item for just £89.99 (plus P&P and genuine wooden frame). (Not suitable for use as a stained glass window) |
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The first T-shirt in the range is designed for wearing by a woman - perhaps your sister or your brother's girlfriend - but future items will cater for all genders. Each shirt is fully washable and guaranteed to be both practical and entertaining. A bargain at only £24.99 (plus P&P) |
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Back in 1998 Sophie Aldred became a public limited company and shares were offered for sale across the financial world. A limited and highly collectable supply of those shares have become available and we are offering you the chance to own a small piece of an enormous talent. For only £59.99 you are buying one non-executive share of Britain's leading middle aged teenager. You will receive this magnificent certificate (ideal for framing) and own an heirloom quality treasure which will only increase in value over the generations. Each certificate is not only signed by Sophie Aldred (Chief Executive Officer of Sophie Aldred Plc) but comes with the official Sophie Aldred Plc company seal. The first five hundred certificates will be autographed by Sophie Aldred at no extra cost. Order now to avoid disappointment.
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Does your will look as dreary as the one to the left? For a mere £49.99 Karfel Enterprises guarantee to turn your last will and testament into a talking point that will last a lifetime by getting it personally witnessed and signed by star of stage and screen, Frazer Hines. Simply send us your will, along with your completed order form and credit card information, and Mr Hines will add his signature and return it within 28 days. This unique service also makes the ideal Christmas gift for the special property owner in your life. |
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Simply slip your finger in and enjoy. Customers may also like to know that Karfel Books will shortly publishing "1001 Yodo Tricks, Tips and Tactics". Order both today to avoid disappointment. |
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Do you suffer from photo-wrinkle misery? Well fear no longer. Karfel Enterprises is proud to announce the exclusive and highly collectable Elisabeth Sladen™ soft focus photo frame®. This marvel of glass based engineering will turn your every day snap shots into beautifully flattering works of art as can clearly be seen in the example below. |
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 The original photograph - ravaged by age and unwanted by anyone. |
 The photograph has now been inserted into the Elisabeth Sladen™ soft focus photo frame® and looks like a million dollars. |
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But luckily it doesn't cost a million dollars!
The Elisabeth Sladen™ soft focus photo frame® can be yours for only £39.99
plus P&P. Order now to avoid diappointment (and wrinkles) |
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Do
you find getting dressed in the morning a bit dull? Would you rather be
creating brand new Doctor Who fiction featuring your favourite fantasy
Tardis crews? If so, this could be your lucky day. Karfel Enterprises are
proud to present the exclusive and highly collectable "Doctor Who Fanwank
Sock Boxed Set".
The
only limit to your dressing time adventures is your own imagination!
Do
you worry that a power cut will leave you unable to see your favourite
Doctor Who stars? Well, worry no longer as Karfel Enterprises has the
perfect gift for anyone living in Wales or the North of England.
Karfel
Music is proud to bring you this exclusive and highly collectable compact
disc of Doctor Who Christmas music. Featuring a unique blend of brand new
recordings and lovingly restored classics, this desirable CD is sure to
get you in the mood for the festive season. 
Karfel
Enterprises are delighted to bring you the latest Tom Baker T-Shirt.
Fashioned from up to 60% fibre, this exclusive and highly collectable
garment is designed to show that you have a sense of humour without the
expense of a "Simpsons" tie*. 
Do
you want to prove your virility to all your brother's friends? 
Karfel
Enterprises are pleased to announce the release of the ideal gift for the
art loving mid-Doctor Who fan.
Karfel
Enterprises are pleased to announce the launch of an exclusive and highly
collectable range of high quality CDs. Following the outstanding success
of the "Missing Episode Collection" and the "Mostly On Video But Still
Released on CD Collection" comes the "DVD Commentary Collection".
Miracle*
or mere culinary trickery? Now you can decide for yourself with the
exclusive and highly collectable Peter Davison Toast**. Doctor Who
scholars have long debated whether that is truly the face of Peter Davison
or just a random collection of toaster-brownings. 
If
you've ever fancied rubbing yourself with Deborah Watling while enjoying a
bath or shower then Karfel Enterprises have just the exclusive and highly
collectable thing for you.
Do
you thirst for a Warriors Gate related hand held logic puzzle? If so, fear
not because Karfel Enterprises presents the exclusive and highly
collectable Rorvik's Cube™. Featuring a genuine reproduction of Clifford
Rose's face, this plastic delight is sure to bend your mind this
Christmas.
Do
you want to reach out to a unique and special audience? Karfel Enterprises
in association with Matthew Waterhouse are giving you the chance to
sponsor one of Doctor Who's most in-demand celebrities. 
If
you're worried that you might be gaining weight then Karfel Productions
has just the video tape for you and your portliness. Actor, writer,
raconteur and celebrity Richard Franklin introduces the brand new Row-er-cise™
programme. 
The
latest exclusive and highly collectable "humorous" T-shirt features a
prominent joke about the Doctor Who story Timelash and how it is
considered to be a poor quality story.
Are
you fed up of certain other companies offering bland and impersonal Doctor
Who autographed stamp sets? If so then Karfel Enterprises have the perfect
way to enjoy autographed stamps but still retain the personal touch.
Simply send a stamped addressed envelope and a cheque for £20.99 (plus
P&P) and you will receive a beautiful and frameable memento that will last
a lifetime. 
Karfel
Enterprises are proud to announce the release of the first in an exclusive
and highly collectable set of Doctor Who companion stained-glass displays.
These heirloom quality glass displays are a beautiful once-in-a-lifetime
way to enjoy the beauty of some of Doctor Who's most beautiful women.
Karfel
Enterprises are pleased to announce the launch of an exclusive and highly
collectable range of "humorous" Doctor Who T-Shirts. These shirts are
ideal for internal or external wear and come in a range of sizes depending
on how big you are. 
Karfel
Enterprises brings you the ideal gift for anyone with an interest in
Sophie Aldred.
Karfel
Enterprises is pleased to announce a brand new product sure to appeal to
those people who automatically think of their favourite hand whenever
Jackie Lane appears on screen. The exclusive and highly collectable Yodo
combines the elegant grace of the yoyo with the short term popularity of
Dodo, the much loved Doctor Who companion.