Christmas is almost upon us and Karfel Enterprises are proud to announce the exclusive launch of their highly collectable, limited edition 2008 gifts catalogue. For over five years Karfel Enterprises has been the leading light of heirloom quality Doctor Who merchandise and collectable memorabilia.
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Karfel Enterprises are pleased to announce an exclusive and highly collectable leveraging of the twin technologies of drinking cups and things that appear when they get hot. To launch the range we've produced these two beautiful, hand finished humorous drinking mugs for coffee, tea, hot chocolate or soup in a cup. Simply add hot fluid to the mug and see the amazing transformation. Be the envy of all your friends.

What looks like a simple unconventional statement...

...becomes a very witty remark when it gets hot.

The endless potential for ribald gap-filling wit...

...turns out to be a piece of non-crude satire.

Each mug costs just £19.99 plus P&P or you can get both for only £39.97 plus P&P. These first edition mugs are sure to sell out fast so order now to avoid disappointment.


Do you wish you could be taken out of your drab life and become a traveller in time and space? Karfel Enterprises has the perfect gift opportunity for anyone who thinks their life has become too ordinary and middle class.

The exclusive, highly collectable Rose Tyler Voice Changing Helmet lets you sound just like everyone's favourite first Doctor Who companion from the new series. Simply pop the plastic helmet over your own head or the head of a friend or family member and have fun.

The Rose Tyler Voice Changing Helmet has two settings - "Original Rose" and "Rose When She Came Back and Couldn't Remember How To Do The Voice Properly".

The Rose Tyler Voice Changing Helmet costs just £199.99 plus P&P. Batteries sold separately.


Karfel Enterprises in association with Better You Today and Tomorrow Industries are pleased to present an exclusive and highly collectable special edition centre-piece of the "Get More Done in a Limited Amount of Time" programme. The programme's patented system involves dividing your day into 60 minute "Chunks™" but this exclusive Karfel Enterprises licensing synergy provides the perfect adaptation for the Doctor Who fan in your or someone near you's life.

Simply press the start button and the 42 minute timer will ensure you live a more productive life. And it's signed by Michelle Collins to add extra value to this already extraordinary package. Each portable productivity enhancing countdown modulator is just £99.99 plus P&P. Order now to avoid inefficiency.


Imagine being able to carry everything you need to know about Doctor Who in your pocket without having to carry a pocket sized Doctor Who reference book with you everywhere you go.

Karfel Enterprises is pleased to announce the perfect gift for Doctor Who fans with iPhones or iPod Touches. The exclusive and highly downloadable Doctor Who Database application features more information about Doctor Who than you could ever need. It includes:

  • A list of every actor to have played the part on television

  • A list of every single Doctor Who story in order of broadcast

  • Photographs of every actor to have played the Doctor*

  • A full year-by-year history of Doctor Who on television

  • Details on over eight of the Doctor's many companions along with biographical information

  • Links to sites with even more detail for those who simply can't get enough Doctor Who information in their lives

The Doctor Who Database application is only £19.99 and postage is free because it is electronically downloaded.

Don't delay - this limited edition application is highly sought after to avoid disappointment.


(*Peter Davison not included for legal reasons)


Karfel Enterprises is pleased to announce the exclusive and highly collectable Dalek Sec shoulder massager.

Perfect for the stressed woman in your life, this multi-speed shoulder massager is curved to improve the shoulder massage experience.

The exclusive ribs along the shaft of this shoulder massager are guaranteed to make your shoulders feel amazingly massaged.

Simply switch on the vibrating Dalek Sec shoulder massager and while away your evening with the very best in shoulder massaging pleasure.

Choose between the Sec 1000 which has three speeds and the Sec 2000 which has four speeds and a special extra prong for further shoulder massage relief.

The Sec 1000 is only £34.99 plus P&P

The Sec 2000 is only £44.99 plus P&P

(Batteries are highly recommended but not included)

 


Sec 1000


Sec 2000


If you - or someone you know and love - enjoys watching Doctor Who and wearing earrings, Karfel Enterprises (Jewellery Division) has the perfect gift response for you.

These exclusive and highly collectable Tardis earrings are hand-finished for the authentic time travel ear-experience. Wearing these heirloom quality earrings will leave no one in any doubt that your sense of fashion is literally timeless.

Each numbered and boxed pair of Tardis earrings* is only £49.99 plus P&P. Order now to avoid disappointing yourself or someone else.

(*model not included)

 

BUT WAIT! There's more. If you or the someone else who wears earrings happens to be a lesbian, don't worry.

Karfel Enterprises (Jewellery Division) has a gift solution for lesbians too - it's the limited edition, highly collectable, single earring to display both your lesbianness and your Doctor Who viewing with equal pride.

Each lesbian-certified Tardis earring* is only £39.99 plus P&P. Order now to avoid disappointing the lesbian in your life.

(*artist's impression of a lesbian not included)


Karfel Enterprise's exclusive, limited edition collection of beautiful alternative DVD covers - all suitable for immediate framing - let fans of original-style DVD covers enjoy the many DVDs released since the BBC started using decent covers. We have been inundated with requests for Trial of a Time Lord covers so fans can complete their high quality collections and are proud to announce these four collectable additions to the range.


 

Each cover is only £9.99 plus P&P or you can order the full collection for just £39.95 plus P&P


Did you enjoy "The Unicorn and the Wasp"? Immediately after the end credits rolled, did you log on to your favourite online encyclopaedia and look up "Agatha Christie" to find out whether she was real or made up?

If you or someone you know did, you'll have been daunted to discover she wrote so many books. Fortunately, help is at hand as Karfel Enterprises have put together the ultimate Agatha Christie package to stop you wasting your time trawling round book shops or inadvertently reading books which weren't mentioned in the episode.

For just £199.99 plus P&P you can own all eighteen books that were cunningly mentioned in "The Unicorn and the Wasp" PLUS an exclusive nineteenth book which was referred to in a deleted scene.

This is truly the ultimate collectable gift opportunity for anyone who wants to read efficiently.

(Backing cloth not included, covers may vary, Karfel Enterprises reserves the right to substitute titles for ones of equal value, other Agatha Christie novels are available)


Do you find that touching wood to bring you luck is getting harder and harder to do? In this age of plastic and metal, our lives are becoming less and less wooden all the time. So imagine how useful it would be to have your own piece of luck-providing wood to carry around with you for fortune-dependent moments.

Well, imagine no longer. Karfel Enterprises has an exclusive and highly collectable gift opportunity which will lever the twin synergies of luck and collectability in one luxury product - the Torchwood TouchwoodTM

Simply get this hand-finished wooden time-saver out every time you need a little superstitious comforting and enjoy seeing the faces of your favourite monster fighting quintet. Our exclusive tests have found that 80%* of those surveyed said that seeing John Barrowman on their lucky wood made them feel more at ease.

Order the limited edition Torchwood TouchwoodTM now for just £39.99 plus P&P to avoid disappointment.

(*fact)


Do you know an environmentally conscious season finale lover who feels guilty every time he switches a light on?

Karfel Enterprises has the ideal, exclusive solution - the 'David Tennant 60 What light bulb'.

Simply replace a boring, conventional light bulb with the limited edition 'David Tennant 60 What light bulb' and every time you switch the light on, David Tennant will say "What?" sixty times to make you rethink your planet-destroying light craving.

Each David Tennant 60 What light bulb is only £17.99 plus P&P

(Karfel Enterprises accept no responsibility for the 'David Tennant 60 What light bulb' using more electricity than a conventional 60 watt bulb due to the built in speaker system)


Do you wish you could open any lock just like Doctor Who?

Get the authentic Doctor Who hand-held experience with this exclusive, limited edition Sonic Screwdriver and professional lock-picking kit. Simply slot your choice of lock-picking tool into the specially constructed hole at the end of the sonic screwdriver and this highly collectible item will open almost any door - just like on TV!

This high quality gift item is only £99.99 plus P&P.

(Karfel Enterprises accepts no responsibility for any criminal prosecutions that might result from misuse of this collectable product)


John Barrowman's critically acclaimed 2008 documentary "The Making of Me" is now available in an exclusive and highly collectable extended edition.

This version contains over fifteen minutes more footage of John Barrowman flying around the world to find scientists that agree it isn't John Barrowman's fault he is gay.

DVD Special Features:

• Menu
• Scene selection
• Widescreen picture
• Collectable box

£24.99 plus P&P

Parental warning - contains scenes of gay


Do you wear a tie every day to work? Do you work five days per week? Did you like "The End of the World?" Do you enjoy wearing limited edition, highly collectable memorabilia?

If the answer to any or all of these questions is yes then Karfel Enterprises have the perfect gift choice selection idea for you or the someone who answers yes to any or all of those questions in your life.

This exclusive and highly collectable set of "The End of the World" ties lets you wear a different character each day and will make you the envy of all your work colleagues.

Each tie is only £14.99 or you can get the best possibly value by buying the full set for only £74.50 plus P&P

 


Check back soon for more exclusive and highly collectable genuine Karfel Enterprises gift solutions for the aficionado in your family or social group.