"The Reduced Underwater Menace" by Geoffrey

Jamie finds Doctor W apparently floating in a darkened room.

"Hoots mon - what are ye doin' ?" he said with his charmingly unsophisticated accent.

"Jamie!" scolds Doctor W, "what are you doing in my dry cleaning room?" But his anger soon turns to joy when he notices that the unfortunate stains left on the trousers by his first incarnation had almost completely come out.

"Put some clothes on, mon, and get ye'self to the room wi all the knobs - blondie is about to have a baby"

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