The new series is upon us. Pages upon volumes upon archives of material is being written as we speak, analysing every detail, every word, every look, every ear, and all for the benefit of humanity. But what of the alternative? No explanations - just a brutal ranking of each episode as it happens? That's what this is. Week by week, our team of tele-equipped boys and girls will place the episodes in a co-relational, two dimensional, celebrational statistic-matrix. A chart, for those keen to know what the heck I'm talking about. Will this series produce universal classics? Or will there be dissent from Day Two? And it's all anonymous to add to the excitement.
 

Alpha - Jonno

The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances
Bad Wolf/Parting of the Ways
Dalek
Father's Day
The Unquiet Dead
Aliens of London / World War Three
Rose
Boom Town
The End of the World
The Long Game

Beta - Andrew

World War Three
The End of the World
Father's Day
Rose
The Empty Child
Aliens of London
The Doctor Dances
Dalek
The Unquiet Dead
Boomtown
Bad Wolf
The Parting of the Ways
The Long Game

 


Gamma - Nathan

Father's Day
Dalek
The Parting of the Ways
The Doctor Dances
The Empty Child
Bad Wolf
Aliens of London
The Unquiet Dead
Boom Town
The Long Game
The End of the World
Rose
World War Three

 

Delta - Lissa

The Empty Child
The Doctor Dances
Bad Wolf
Dalek
The End of the World
Rose
The Parting of the Ways
World War Three
The Unquiet Dead
Boom Town
The Long Game
Father's Day
The Aliens of London


Epsilon - Si Hart

The Parting of the Ways
Father's Day
Dalek
The Empty Child
The Unquiet Dead
The Doctor Dances
Bad Wolf
Boom Town
The Long Game
The End of the World
World War Three
Rose
Aliens of London

 

Zeta - Bus

Father's Day
Dalek
The Empty Child
The End of the World
Boom Town
The Doctor Dances
Bad Wold
The Long Game
World War Three
The Unquiet Dead
Rose
The Aliens of London


Eta - Jim

Parting of the Ways
Father's Day
Dalek
The Empty Child
The Doctor Dances
The End of the World
The Unquiet Dead
Boom Town
Bad Wolf
World War Three
Aliens of London
Rose
The Long Game

 

Theta - Si Hunt

Dalek
The Unquiet Dead
End of the World
Rose
Aliens of London
World War Three


Iota - MacNimon

The Unquiet Dead
Dalek
Father's Day
Aliens of London
World War Three
The End of the World
Rose
The Long Game

 

Kappa - Dave

The Unquiet Dead
The End Of The World
World War Three
Aliens of London
Rose


Lamda - P-Bal

Father's Day
Dalek
The End of the World
The Empty Child
The Doctor Dances
World War Three
Rose
Aliens of London
The Unquiet Dead
Boom Town
The Long Game

 

Mu - Ian

The Empty Child
The End of the World
The Doctor Dances
The Unquiet Dead
Father's Day
World War Three
Dalek
Rose
The Long Game
Aliens of London

 


Nu - Rob

Dalek
Aliens of London
Bad Wolf
The Doctor Dances
The Empty Child
Father's Day
The End of the World
World War Three
The Long Game
The Unquiet Dead
Rose
Boom Town

 

Xi - Jon Masters

The Unquiet Dead
The Long Game
Dalek
Bad Wolf
The Empty Child
World War Three
The Doctor Dances
The Parting of the Ways
Father's Day
The End of The World
Aliens of London
Rose
Boom Town

 


Omikron - Logo

Father's Day
The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances
The Unquiet Dead
Dalek
Rose
Bad Wolf / The Parting Of The Ways
Boom Town
The End of the World
The Long Game
Aliens of London / World War Three

 

 

The rankers are (in alphabetical order) Andrew, Bus, DaveT, Ian, Jimster, Jon Masters, Jonno, Lissa, Logo,  MacNimon, Nathan, P-Bal, Si Hart, Si Hunt and Steve. Click here to join in.