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Following the astonishing success of their
Christmas gift catalogue, Karfel Enterprises are proud to be launching a collection of year round
exclusive and highly collectable merchandise |
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If you're a normal person you are no doubt excited by the news that science has finally managed to combine Wendy Padbury and rubber. Yes - for the first time ever, Karfel Enterprises is able to bring you the exclusive and highly collectable Bendy Padbury™. Now you can play with her flexible charms all evening and not worry about the consequences. Don't hesistate - order your Bendy Padbury™ today for only £79.99 including a special presentation box and certificate of authenticity to avoid disappointment. The Bendy Padbury™ is a limited edition collectable with only one hundred and ninety nine thousand released worldwide. |
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The perfect compliment to the
Paul McGann thong, these 75% nylon /
23.9% polyester / 1.1% cotton knickers are perfect for those occasions
when you want to let your significant other know where they fit on your
lust ladder. Only £19.99 (plus P&P) or £99.99 (plus P&P) for a pack of five. Sizes M, L, XL and XXL Comes in a choice of two exciting colours
*Flat stomach not included |
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Karfel Pants are proud to offer something for the gentleman
husband, boyfriend, partner or significant other in your life. This
exclusive and highly collectable set of limited edition
"Suggestive Doctor Who Pants" features Doctors Four to Seven in sexually
charged banter which is sure to make your romance based evening go with a
bang.
Each pant is fully machine washable and comes with a certificate of ownership. The price is just £24.99 (plus P&P) per pant or £99.99 for the set. Buy now to avoid disappointment. |
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Karfel Enterprises has the perfect gift for
the swinging sci fi fan - it's this exclusive and highly
collectable Dalek lava lamp. Guaranteed to make video evenings and other social gatherings go with a swing. Only £49.99 (plus P&P)
Warning - may get hot. Users operate lamp at their own risk. |
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Say goodbye to home security misery with the exclusive
and highly collectable Debbie Watling burglar alarm system. Those
miscreants will run a mile when her siren goes off. Protect your
exclusive and highly valuable collection of exclusive
and highly collectable Karfel Enterprises merchandise with the
Debbie 1000.
All for a one off fee of just £200* Order now to avoid disappointment. *per month for eighteen months with our exclusive and highly economical payments option plan |
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 Celebrate the release of both Mr Finklestone and his new CD by purchasing this exclusive and highly collectable album of classic hits. Also includes ABBA Gold's "Wanking Me, Filming You", Paul Gascoine's "The Bog That's Online is All Mine, All Mine" and the Manic Street Preachers' "If You Videotape This, Your Children Will Be Next" Available in three superb editions, this CD is sure to be a valuable family heirloom. Order now to avoid disappointment Only £14.99 (plus P&P) |
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Help is at hand in the form of the exclusive and highly collectable Michael Grade Lavatory Target. Simply attach this durable (and washable) plastic target to your loo and your man will never spill another drop of ammunition again. This marvellous and hygienic essential is only £19.99 (plus P&P) Order now to avoid disinfecting.
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This exclusive and highly collectable Dalek™ mobile telephone will make you the envy of all your internet friends. Only £149.99 plus P&P Line rental only available from Karfel Telecom and costs just £15 per month (including one free telephone call to your mother) Order now to avoid disappointment |
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Do the men in your life give
you toilet splash misery? Could they use a little help to "hit the mark"
in the bathroom?