Doctor Who - The Time Monster by Terrance Dicks
Published: February 1986
Edition read : Target first, 1986- the first ten
pages of which haven’t been cut properly and have a bit which sticks out
Coolest Cover: Andrew Skilleter fuses the three
elements nicely so they all look better than they did on screen.
The TARDIS dematerialises..."with its usual
wheezing, groaning sound"
Childhood Recollections: My hardback of this is
signed by Richard Franklin.
Ramblings: If in 1972 somebody had decided to make
a film based on Doctor Who as it was being produced at the time,
what they would have ended up with would have been something more or less
like ‘The Time Monster’. It’s got a truly cinematic combination of
elements- all the UNIT regulars are there, as is the Master; you also have
a present day setting giving way to the legendary past , one of those neat
little "Doctor Who explains" plots, classical mythology
rationalised in the Doctor Who universe and a turn by a glamorous
guest star. The formula worked pretty well for the Star Trek films,
but over six episodes of television it perhaps isn’t quite such a good
idea- and so the story has never had the best of reputations, becoming the
penultimate story from the Third Doctor’s era to be adapted in Terrance
Dicks’s final sweep-up of the stories with which he’d been personally
involved and whose original authors were either unable or unwilling to
adapt themselves.
It’s simplistic but true to say that this book, then,
is Terrance Dicks doing what he does best- tidying up the story,
tightening things up and putting the breaks in the right places. Having
said that, he does rather cheekily tie the TOMTIT machine to the Timescoop
from ‘The Five Doctors’. But on the other hand, it’s done with such a feel
for the characters (and, by implication, the actors playing them) that
it’s difficult not to sympathise with Sergeant Benton being made to give
up his 48-hour pass, or be concerned when Captain Yates appears to have
been on the receiving end of a V1 doodlebug, and if the supporting
characters (with the exception of the serene and philosophical Dalios)
don’t really come alive, at least Stuart Hyde isn’t an awkward attempt at
comedy which doesn’t come off. The problem with the story in novel form is
that there isn’t really enough to the plot to sustain it on the printed
page; it’s a little like somebody thinking that ‘The Daemons’ was too
fast-paced and inserting another episode to slow it down a bit, or needing
to get value for money out of the Newton Institute sets so holding things
up for a while before the spectacle of Atlantis- and once there, the
Doctor and Jo get locked up, escape, face the Minotaur, get locked up
again and escape in time to witness Kronos destroying the city. It’s a
slender concept which underlines just how much Doctor Who in 1972
depended on the interaction of the regulars plus a few select guest stars
to keep the story going.
And so what starts out as a faithful and affectionate
version of a story which Dicks saw through to its television transmission
ultimately fades into averageness, not because of the adaptation but
because the charisma and interplay of Jon Pertwee and Roger Delgado, not
to mention the exoticism of Ingrid Pitt’s performance, simply don’t
transfer to print. Having said that, the line, "It all happened three
thousand five hundred years ago," always strikes me as a perfect Who
line; it’s just a shame that the expansive premise of the original story
didn’t lead to something which makes for more involving reading.