
The Talons of Weng-Chiang (2003)
Commentary Highlights:
A difficult one, this, and not always
for the right reasons, but on balance I’d say John Bennett’s input.
I Didn’t Know That Before I Read The
Information Text:
It’s surprising just how much of the
story (the Palace Theatre and Litefoot’s mortuary in particular) were
actually locations recorded on outside broadcast equipment rather than in
studio.
Extras:
Whose Doctor Who-
the famous documentary in which the winners of a Radio
Times competition to find people more disturbing than Melvyn Bragg
discuss the series. Includes several children with weird and sadistic
tendencies which make Robert Holmes look like Cliff Richard by comparison
and a mild-mannered housewife who yearns to dress up in a monster suit.
Blue Peter Theatre-
In which John Noakes, Peter Purves and Lesley Judd
demonstrate how anybody can put on their own Doctor Who
productions, using only a few cardboard tubes, several underpaid
researchers and the assistance of Dick Mills.
Behind the Scenes-
25 minutes of timecoded black and white footage from the
recording of the last episode of the story. Includes Chinese extras being
berated for failing to writhe on cue, Christopher Benjamin fluffing the
name "Li H’sen Chang" in the very last scene where he has to say it and
the strangest TARDIS dematerialisation noise ever, as it’s wheeled off set
by several BBC minions.
Philip Hinchcliffe Interview-
Hinchcliffe himself interviewed on Pebble Mill, possibly most
notable for revealing that he’s the same age as my dad.
Trailers and Continuity Announcements-
Mostly announcers failing to get to grips with the name "Weng-Chiang", but
also some interesting ones for Whose Doctor Who.
Photo Gallery-
It has to be said that we’ve seen most if not all of the good photos many,
many times although there are some of cast members rehearsing while not in
full costume.
TARDIS-Cam 6-
The last of these little diversions is a CGI affair featuring the Ship
moving between several large objects looking a bit like a cross between a
whale and Nemesis the Warlock.
One of the biggest of big-hitters among
Doctor Who stories, it’s perhaps no surprise that the story
commanded a high-profile release in the fortieth anniversary year and
equally unsurprising that it should be accompanied by a generous package
of extras. The story is of course a treat in itself, but it’s also
fortunate in that the end of the 1977 season saw a particularly good crop
of associated supporting material which has survived to the present day.
There’s Whose Doctor Who, of course, with its generous scattering
of clips (although barring one or two moments, anybody watching in 1977
could have been excused for thinking that Jon Pertwee’s stories were all
made in black and white) and a good range of interviews, from
schoolchildren and students through education professionals to an
intensive care consultant and of course the notoriously staged script
conference, although it’s fascinating to see the sewer sets laid out in
studio as a series of wooden tubes and for 1977 the clips are selected
with more care and attention to detail than might have been expected.
The Blue Peter theatre segment is
essentially a series of items from several episodes edited together with
the regulars appearing on the set of ‘Robot’ to make a faux-episode,
although having said that it does work very well. Although the idea of a
Doctor Who toy theatre is patently odd (says the man with a
Dracula one he’s never put together), I do remember toy theatres being
pushed as an educational toy around this time and although the Blue
Peter team do go through it at a breakneck pace, Peter Purves does at
one point announce that the office is snowed under with requests for the
instruction leaflet, so a fair few must have been made. Most fans will
have an ironic smile when Lesley Judd discusses making her set out of tin
foil and a polystyrene fruit container as, let’s face it, that isn’t a
million miles away from what designers were doing in the 1960s, although
after John Noakes shows how to make trees out of scrunched-up tin foil
painted brown, it’s difficult not to notice the name of Sarah Hellings in
the Blue Peter production team and reach your own conclusions about
the prop trees in ‘The Mark of the Rani’.
The remaining items each have a certain
amount of interest in their own way- the studio footage is sometimes
difficult to follow but more or less follows the scene order of Part Six
and if anything the timecoding adds to the sense of the episode being
recorded under the pressure of time. With the last scenes committed to
tape with about 45 minutes to go, it’s not difficult to feel the tension
in the studio and particularly in the production assistant’s voice as
scenes have to be reshot because an actor fluffs a line or has a mouthful
of muffin, or because the studio fog happens to drift in front of somebody
just as he’s speaking. The Pebble Mill interview with Philip
Hinchcliffe is worthwhile for what it shows of a young and unrepentant
Hinchcliffe speaking eloquently on issues of taste and violence, although
the research is occasionally patchy ("the first three Doctors all became
household names...but we’re not going to tell you who they were"). It’s
fascinating that so many trailers and other announcements have survived,
but the slight disappointment of the Photo Gallery is that the vast
majority of the studio photos from this story have become very well known
over the years, and apart from a couple of pictures of Tom Baker
rehearsing in shirt sleeves and deerstalker, there aren’t too many
revelations here.
If there’s a disappointment on the disc,
it’s probably the commentary- from the perspective of 2008 we’re fortunate
that David Maloney and John Bennett did commit some of their thoughts on
‘Talons’ to posterity, but with five people coming and going from the
commentary box, it makes for a very "busy" commentary which doesn’t always
allow the viewer to follow the story as well, particularly on the final
episode where the commentary amounts to five people saying "they don’t
make them like this any more". Although having said that, from the
perspective of 2008 it’s also rather nice to hear Christopher Benjamin
talking about Part Six as his last Doctor Who in the knowledge that
subsequent events have conspired to correct matters. That said, the extras
package is equal to the story and provides a good all-round release which
must come in at not far short of five hours’ viewing in total, providing
excellent value to boot.