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| The Cowilliam Hartnell Years | |
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| How it all started. Susan's milk had always been funny. She didn't seem as stupid as the other cows, demonstrating an understanding of quantum singularities and pointing out that the patterns on her body were fractaline in nature. When two farmers followed her out of the field one day, they opened the door to a world of adventure... in... |
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A mysterious dead planet... A strange "Mooing" noise from the distance... An abandoned dairy...
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Here, we see the first Target Novelisation of
the range - Nigel Robincalf's The Edge of Cow! In a final bid to regain control of the TARDIS's faulty control system, the Doctor is driven to experiment with a dangerous untried Cowmbination. With a violent explosion, the TARDIS blacks out and the crew find themselves trapped inside. A simple technical fault? Sabotage? Or could it be... cows? Tension mounts as the Doctor and his companions start to suspect one another. What has happened to the TARDIS? Slowly a terrifying suspicion dawns. Has the TARDIS become the prisoner of some powerful Cow intelligence which is even now haunting the time-machine's dark and pat-infested cowrridors? |
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Many stories from the 60's and 70's were
junked, but remain in audio format. So join us as we embark on a legendary
voyage from the Hoof of The World to Cowthay in Doctor Who - Marcow Polo!
With a cover made using the latest computer techniques by Max Udders. |
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Join the Doctor and his companions, Bovine
Wright, Moosan and Ian Friesianson on their "exciting" quest to find...
The Keys of Marimoos! |
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| The Doctor and his Cowmpanions arrive in the land of the past, where they face the vicious rituals of primitive man. Barbara wants to use her new found powers of Delia to convince the natives to stop eating beef raw and instead cook it up with a nice bit of spice and two veg. But her beliefs could get them all killed in Doctor Who - The Azsteaks! |
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The TARDIS arrives in a lifeless cowshed. The
Doctor, Ian, Bullbara and Susan are shocked to find the bodies of the crew
slumped over their milkstations. Yet the crewmembers are far from dead
–they are under some form of mental attack that keeps them prisoners in
the West country. The ship is trapped in orbit around the Cow-Sphere, home world of the alien Hefferites. The Doctor and his Cowmpanions are warned to leave, but before they can do so, the TARDIS is sabotaged, and its lock is kicked in. Using Cow telepathy, the Hefferites have managed to keep the human visitors from exploiting the grassy wealth of their world. Now the TARDIS crewmembers also find themselves subject to the Hefferites and their mental powers. |
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| The TARDIS arrives near Paris five years after the Cow Revolution when Moospierre is at the height of his power. The travellers soon become involved with rescuing prisoners from the abattoir, and get caught up with an English undercover spy. Ian Calfterson and Barbara meet the young Namooleon. |
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