I'm sure one or two of you will have seen MTV's claymation combat classic "Celebrity Death Match" in which various celebs battle it out in no holds barred, anything goes slobberknockers. These contests start out out-of-hand and get wilder as they go on. Foreign objects are possible, outside interference is probable and insane comedic violence is inevitable.

So I thought I'd pinch the idea but with a cunning Whovian name twist.

Thirty two characters will enter the Celebrity Death Zone in a series of one on one contests. Only by using their wits, skills and defying the laws of England, physics and sanity will one triumph and the other be sent home in either disgrace or little bits.

Round One

Adric vs Ace  (new)

Brig vs Polly

Mel vs Romana I

Jo vs Leela

Jamie vs Benton

Kamelion vs Barbara

Yates vs Vicki

Katarina vs Liz

Grace vs Sara

Ian vs Dodo

Turlough vs Susan

Victoria vs Peri

Romana II vs K9

Nyssa vs Sarah Jane

Steven vs Zoe

Ben vs Tegan