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"Ha ha ha ha ha.
Excusings for me - I am
have laughed until my trousers are full. We - the people of the Albanian
People's Democratic Republic of the Albanian People will shortly be
watching the new series of Docty Hoo before the greedy capitalistics of
America.
We will be sitting around
our television recorders and watching Bill Ecclestone and Chrissie Piper
while they watch their blank screens and eat their big buckets of popular
corn.
This is a victory for the
People and as long as the proletariat are able to afford to buy this video
cassette tape they will be able to help me and my people cock a snook at
the imperialists.
It is also rattlingly good
television. But that is secondary matter."
Dimitris Balkanof
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