EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!
 

BBC Worldwide Enterprises has announced a video distribution deal with an Albanian video distribution company called "The Albanian Video Distribution Company" to release a series of Doctor Who videos. For the benefit of our many Albanian readers, the covers for the latest releases are below along with continuing news of this exciting event.

Dimitris Balkanof of the Albanian Video Distribution Company was literally beside himself at the launch of "Terror of the Autons" in the Albanian market.

"Who in the heck are you?" he said to the identical man sat next to him.

The facsimile was unable to answer to tried to shoot Mr Balkanof with a biro that he was holding up his sleeve in an attempt to pretend his hand wasn't there.

"We are only kiddings" admitted Dimitris after State Security personnel had beaten his attacker up with their rubber sticks. "This is being my brothers Nikolai and he is joining with us to me launch new Docket Who videoing."

Everyone laughed as Nikolai's inert corpse was dragged away for either interrogation or melting down to make candles.

"Even in Albania people is hearing about the Time Lash being a not very good Christmas tinsel story and peoples in Albania do not are not knowing what Christmas is. We have only one festival where we are exchanging gifts hencing the increase in output of "Doctor Wom" video VCR VHSs caseete tapes. This time we are producing seven - six good ones and one bad copy for enemy of the state. I know his address and will be posting it personally to him. In old days we would tell police, now we make our own justice.

Cover is by new artist - he revolutionary but in good way. He able to see past story and focus on the soul of a Woctor Doo series."

--Dimitris Balkanof 2004

"This times we are getting it right again" said Dimitris Balkanof, "and will be giving the peeps a good servicing."

Speaking at the launch of 2004's latest video release at Eighth Planet in Tirana, Dimitris proudly stood next to a specially painted wheelie bin and posed for Albania's photographer.

"Doctor Whom is back and he is about time travel" he quipped as a government approved reporter hung on his every word. "And I am absolutely rumoured that Blinovitch was from right here in Albania."

Richard Franklyn will be signing autographs for as long as he is needed from Thursday.

The Albanian Video company are proud to announce the release of another popular Patrick Troughton story - The Dominators - in February 2004. Sales of black and white tapes in Albania have been strong due in part to 97.8% of Albania's population having black and white television sets. That is 97.8% of TV owners not the population as a whole. If you use the entire Albanian population the result would be closer to 12%.

"I am excitable" said Dimitris Balkanof "about finally seening this story about what I have muchly read in books and things. It is deadly groovy. There are socio and politicals too"

Hello Albanian Who Doctoring fans - this is Dimitris B (I am sawing that on MTV Albania with the fannytastic Spicy Girls and thinks it would go very well with me). I am excitable to tell all of us that the King Demons is the latest next video to be coming this year from The Albanian Video Distribution Company. Yes - it completely comes with a picture of the cast on the frontal piece and contains episodes one and two for little more that the price of episode one on his own.

Please buy my new tape as Mrs Balkanof say we not have the sexy again until I buy her a ming coat. I am needing to have the sexy so the sooner to come to Eighth Planet and get your autosigned copy, the sooner I get sexy.

Thanking yous in advantage.

Dim B

"Hurrays" said Dimitris Balkanof when he made the announcement that the Tenth Planet was coming to Albania. "And it is going well into the shops just in times for the new year. It will going to be a most stupidendous 1985 with this gems on our shelfs."

The Tenth Planet comes to Albania in three superb editions.

The Standard Edition comes with a full colour cover and one of the surviving episodes and is only Ten Leke

The Deluxe Edition comes with a full colour cover, a postcard of some kind and two of the surviving episodes. It is only twenty Leke.

The hyper-deluxe edition contains all three surviving episodes, a full colour cover, two postcards of some kind and is signed by Frazer Hines. It is fifty Leke and is limited to only one copy.