The Daleks

Pros

  • The Daleks is brilliant because it doesn’t outstay its welcome. You would think that seven episodes is too many and generally it is. Anyone who has heard Uncle Terrance and Uncle Barry complain about the format they inherited knows that you just can’t sustain seven episodes. The flaws in that argument are (a) the three seven part stories Terrance and Barry made are all brilliant and (b) so is the Daleks. The reason it is so good – aside from introducing the freaking Daleks – is that it is a nice, satisfying four part story which you’re convinced is the end of the matter only for it to suddenly become apparent that they’ve got to go back to the city they’ve spent weeks escaping from.

  • Just as An Unearthly Child dismisses the idea that Doctor Who companions were always dim young ladies who trip over and sprain their ankles, so the Daleks dismisses the idea that Doctor Who was intended to be just for children. It working on different levels for different viewers wasn’t something invented later to keep the series going as its original audience grew up. It was there from the very beginning. The Daleks is a parable about nuclear war – specifically what would’ve happened if the Nazis had had a nuclear bomb. Its one of history’s great near-misses told using grating machine creatures and hippy pacifists.

  • Basically, everyone involved just had a few really great weeks. Terry Nation, Raymond Cusick, Verity Lambert, the cast, the sound guys and everyone else. Doctor Who probably wouldn’t have become as big as it did without them. It might not even have survived as anything more than a footnote in a serious telehistorical reference work. Thirty or forty episodes, most of which no longer exist, the surviving ones might’ve been released on DVD had the sci fi classics range not been abandoned.

Cons

  • The Thals are a bit rubbish. I know they’re meant to be because pacifists don’t make good television but they’re too clean and well dressed to be convincingly on the bring of starvation. They also have the weirdest fashion sense. I like the idea that the holes in their trousers are meant to echo the spheres on the Dalek skirts but I’m not convinced that was intentional.

 

Phantasmagoria

Pros

  • As the first of the regular Big Finish releases to stand on its own without gimmicks, Phantasmagoria is a moderate success. It uses the audio format well to depict things which would’ve been too gruesome on television (walls made of flesh for one) while never seeming too far away from something that could’ve been made during the period. It’s almost like Talons of Weng Chiang for the Davison era – the historical setting, the alien feasting on the energies of his victims (in this case mental rather than physical) and the gothic trappings of an era shot through the lens of a Hammer film.

  • It has good radio voices, a few neat plot twists and the regulars slot back into their roles as if they’d never been gone. Mark Gatiss knows his era – and we know that the Davison years was his era because it was for all the New Who luminaries – and gives us a play which is both traditional enough to feel right and different enough to feel needed.

Cons

  • It is dull. Sorry and all that but I've fallen asleep during "Phantasmagoria" and that isn't an expression. I was listening to it - not intending to fall asleep - and next thing I know, the music is playing and I've no idea what just happened.

  • The era just isn't as interesting as everyone thinks it is. By that I could mean either the age of the dashing highwayman or the time the Fifth Doctor spent with Turlough. Unlike later pairings such as Colin and Peri or Sylvester and Mel, it doesn't feel as if BF want to reinvent the Doctor-Turlough relationship. Perhaps the fact that Mark Strickson has other irons in the fire these days meant they didn't see him as a long-term project. But what every the reason, it feels a very dry and unambitious partnership.

 

The End of the World

Pros

  • It looks really good. This was the one where even the nay-sayers and the "I bet it'll still be cardboard" mob had to put salt on their words and eat them. This isn't just good for television - this is good full stop. This is what Michael Grade wanted in 1985 but without having to (a) invent new technology and (b) pay for any improvements.

  • It was basically a whodunnit - Curse of Peladon with nobs on - and who doesn't love a whodunnit?

Cons

  • It was the beginning of the series’ efforts to shoehorn in as many contemporary references and links as it thought the audience would need to keep them watching something in space. So Rose gets a bionic mobile phone so she can call her mum minutes into her first adventure. The juke box scene where – hilariously – modern music is considered classical (see "The Chase" for this joke done equally cleverly). The mention of an iPod. And so on.

  • This was also the story where Davies decided that things in the future had to be MASSIVELY in the future. No "year five thousand" for Russell. No. We have to go billions or trillions of years into the future. So far into the future that they’ve apparently started using fruit as numbers. But apart from that everything is exactly the same as it is now. Including the National Trust.

  • Cassandra was no good. She was rendered quite well and Zoë Wannamaker gives good vocals but somewhere between the 2am "I've had a great idea" and the broadcast of "The End of the World" the character became a terrible idea.

 

Conclusion

For me the weakest of the three is Phantasmagoria. It doesn’t do anything wrong but it (rightly) aims to be familiar and of its intended period. One can imagine it looking not unlike Black Orchid or the Visitation. It is absolutely fine but nothing special. The Daleks is the first Doctor Who classic. If they’d never brought the Daleks back it would still be an outstanding serial. The End of the World is big and silly and spectacular. A few of the jokes fall flat but the story hangs together, the emotional bits work and the effects proved that New Who would be able to compete visually with anything else in the genre.

Ranking

The Daleks ~ 3

End of the World ~ 2

Phantasmagoria ~ 1

Totals

Classic series ~ 5

New Series ~ 5

Big Finish ~ 2

 

Alt Perspective

I decided to accompany this series with a poll and thread elsewhere so the public (that's you) could have your say. It seemed an ideal opportunity to demonstrate how out of touch I am with the mood of the (inter)nation. The results, comments and running total of these polls will be added as we go along. I could only ask which was the best story, not the order in which pollsters would rank them.

The Daleks ~ 52.94%

The End of the World ~ 29.41%

Phantasmagoria ~ 17.65%

"45 years later we're still talking about The Daleks as excitedly as the first time. 3 years on, as wonderful as it was, we've forgotten The End Of The World in the mist of all that's come since."

"I can well remember not being sure before this started, wondering if Rose was a fluke, and not knowing what to expect from a second episode. Then we got The End of the World. I came away with a rosy feeling that 45 minute stories could work really well."

"Phantasmagoria is a blip in the Doctor Who universe, with little more than a vague passing mention ever likely to be attributed to it [...] As a story, it was much more fun than either of the other two stories in this poll, so although it seems a lot less relevant, I prefer it over the other two and it gets my vote."

"[The End of the World is] cheeky, irreverent, ridiculous, slim on plot, but wondrously enjoyable, entertaining, moving, hilarious, exciting and all those things - and just when you don't think it's going to get any better, the last few minutes give us the haunting "there was a war, and we lost" sequence. I love it!"

"Has to be 'The Daleks'. Yeah it's episode too long, Eps 5 & 6 do get a bit ploddy, but other than that it's a great story. And not simply because it introduced the Daleks."

"Ive gone for End of the World as its one of the most underrated episodes of the new series. It was the first glimpse of a truly modern approach (Britney), it looks fabulous, its social political, funny, introduced us to great characters and offers the first real all important glimpse of offering emotional attachment to the audience (final scenes)."

"Definitely The Daleks - while it does fall apart a bit in the second half, the first 4 episodes more than make up for it."

Alt Totals

Classic series ~ 6

New Series ~ 4

Big Finish ~ 2