To the childish prole who placed this obviously groundless item on a popular internet auction site I would simply say that the matter has been referred to my legal team and they will be taking steps to prevent future fakery of this kind. And to those who placed "bids" as part of the "joke" I advise you keep your noses clean in future or you might also find yourself on the receiving end of something nasty from the learned firm of Redhot and Dutch.

Dennis Brent