
Seeds of Doom
"The Seeds of Doom" joins the
hallowed ranks of a certain special set of stories for me - the Ones I Got
My Parents To Sit Through. Well, it was actually my Dad that agreed to
partake in that particular tale with me. My parents have an odd
relationship with Doctor Who; I suspect that they half dislike it purely
out of principle. I don't mean this to suggest that they have such little
respect for my tastes as to assume anything I'm keen on is crap, but
they've been worn down over the years. Thanks to me, they're both
thoroughly sick to death of Doctor Who.
And who can blame them? Twenty
years is a long time to suffer endless quoting and amusing impressions of
Paul Whitsun-Jones. Then there were the five years when Mum could only
watch Coronation Street in constant fear that she had buggered up the
taping of Doctor Who on the other side. And the primary school days! I
remember them helping me to strip my room of every photo, poster and item
of merchandise so I could take it all into school on "hobbies" day and
show it off. We visited Longleat and they spent two hours trying to find
me after I got lost in the maze. Finally, after many long teenage years
(the "UK Gold era") during which they weren't allowed to ask Grandad to
tape desirable films for them using his satellite dish (because he was
always videoing Doctor Who for me instead) they'd had enough. They didn't
even stop to ask if I was going to grow out of it any more. They just
blocked it out of their minds.
The irony is that it was they
who first planted the seed; they propagated and nurtured my love for
Doctor Who. I didn't arrange to be sitting, enraptured, in front of the TV
at the age of 3 on a Satuday evening by my own doing. I didn't drive
myself to Longleat aged six, and I didn't buy myself alluring items like
the TARDIS tent for early Christmas presents. These days, I've left home,
and so Mum and Dad are slightly more disposed to my whims than they might
be otherwise. If I pitch it right, and make sure they've got absolutely
nothing else they can say they need to be doing, and book the sitting room
a day in advance, I can even sometimes get them watching it again.
And so it was that Dad was
caught snoozing in the lounge, the TV turned down to such a volume that he
couldn't possibly claim to be paying attention, his idle state such that
the prospect of sitting through Doctor Who was just about more attractive
than having to get up and leave the room. The story was "The Seeds of
Doom", no doubt pitched by me for a maximum chance of success. He quite
enjoyed it at first, laughing (but not in too critical a fashion) at the
Krynoid and gaining the requisite amount of pride at name checking John
Challice from "Only Fools and Horses". In fact it was all going
excellently until he got up five minutes from the end to go to the loo and
missed the whole of the finale. It had never occurred to me before how
rushed the resolution is, but then Doctor Who is always stashed full of
new insights when you're watching in fresh company.
I can remember, long ago, that
I used to be able to get Mum to watch it too. These were the days when a
new video only arrived once every few months, so I guess they felt somehow
reassured by the fact that any signs of encouragement from them couldn't
result in me re-running the whole series for their benefit. They happily
knew I didn't have any more stashed away, so if they just watched this new
one it would be out the way and I'd be shut up until the next one came
out. This strategy was spoiled when I foolishly let my inexplicable,
never-ending desire to make them love Doctor Who overtake me and the only
thing left to watch one day was a second airing of my off-air "Silver
Nemesis" recording. After loudly complaining they'd already seen it, the
regular showings ended there.
I don't know why I always had
this urge to prove to them how good Doctor Who is. It's obviously purely a
point of opinion that we're never going to agree on. Perhaps I'm trying to
subconsciously recapture the days when we used to sit together in my
childhood, and Dad and I experienced such events as the death of Adric
together, or maybe I've been blinded over the years into thinking Doctor
Who is so much better than it actually is. After so many unconvincing
monsters, CSO nightmares and conditioning myself to appreciate the finer
points of the series regardless, I simply can't accept that Mum and Dad
won't be able to do it either. But like anyone, they're always going to
laugh when the first rubbish monster appears, and miss the significance of
the Silurians death, and not find "City of Death" so cool. They're never
going to love it like I do.
"Seeds" was the last complete
story Dad watched with me for a while, and he actually became quite
aggressive when I tried to force him to watch "Horror of Fang Rock" some
months later, although I had just caught him freshly wounded from a newly
arrived credit card bill. As for Mum, she's having none of it since the
end of my complete-Blakes 7-in-order campaign. She made it to Season 2,
then bailed out when we got to a dull one with Deep Roy in. But I think
there is a quite complex relationship between myself and Dad with regards
to Doctor Who. I have always outsold myself with it, become just too
enthusiastic and not subtle enough in my appreciation to hold onto his
respect (that died the day I returned from a convention with a life-size
cardboard K9).
Yet recently I saw a new side
of him which perhaps suggested that Doctor Who now stood for far more
between us; perhaps the last thing there was that we could share. I asked
him, very casually, if he fancied "watching a Doctor Who". There's no
fooling him, of course, and it takes more than softly-stated, slightly
sympathy-vying politeness to crack him, and he said he was busy. Usually
at this point I'd pitch a story at him, make a case for the defence and
force him to produce an alibi for a better use of the next hour. But this
time I didn't even try, and just turned round to leave the room silently.
I don't know why, but for some
reason this must have made him stop and think. Perhaps, he was thinking, I
could put up with Doctor Who just this once. Maybe he realised that
compromise was the only way we were going to spend any time together that
weekend. Or perhaps he even stopped his own instinctive reaction and
realised he might actually quite like watching good old Doctor Who again.
So, and you probably have to know my Dad to realise how unprecedented this
is, he suddenly changed his mind.
"Well... maybe we could watch
one." he said. And we did. Maybe one day I'll turn him back into a fan
after all...
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