It's a jaunty day when your
grandmother rings you up after an episode of "Doctor Who" and says how
good it was. But we live in funny times.
I can't help but feel there is something missing in Who this year. It's
possibly nothing to do with the series itself (though four out of six
episodes before this one being set in a historical period I'm not keen on
might shed some light), rather that we've got so USED to it. There's no
longer any novelty or newness. Thus, I'm getting unreasonable tired of CGI
monsters, especially the beast unveiled in "The Lazarus Experiment" (smell
the toy!). The trouble, I'm afraid, with CGI monsters, is that they
somehow lack realness - they are like cartoons in a way, without texture
or presence. I long for a Yeti or an Ice Warrior the Doctor can reach out
and touch.
But let's be fair - this was a great "thrill" episode, one for the bums on
the edges of seats, rather than for the brain or the heart. It contained
everything you'd expect a 'scare the kiddos'-fest to contain - a great
rampaging monster (I wish I was eight), a superbly played and enigmatic
villain, and a big chase in a Church. This is the sort of story I would
probably write - a mad scientist, a DNA changing machine and nothing
especially clever going on. Structurally, it was a bit duff, appearing to
finish half an hour in then get going again for a second ending, and
Thelma Barlow put on a great performance until she was pointlessly killed
just as she got going. But what does structure matter to kids? This was
Doctor Who for a modern generation of tots, and that'll do nicely thanks.
This years arc, the Saxon thing, is slightly more complex than last
seasons "bung a mention of Torchood into every episode" (why, fictionally,
does no-one mention them anymore?) and thus is a little more intriguing,
and a little less standalone. One could be forgiven for thinking that the
'mysterious man' that kept whispering to Martha's Mum was Mr Saxon. But
apparently he wasn't, despite Martha's Mum relaying a message from him at
the end. It's all a little bit vague, at the moment at least.
That's all I really have to say
about "The Lazarus Experiment" - it was inevitable that one story in the
history of Doctor Who would feature Mark Gatiss, so it might as well be
this one. Elsewhere, Martha is still feeling a little sidelined, we're
still awaiting the first True Classic of the year and things are still
threatening to hot up. Soon, perhaps, but not quite yet.