The Terrance Dicks of our day, RTD
will always be more reliable than inspired; that's what makes Doctor Who
great. It's his brain, rather than any kind of outlet of genius, that
calculates the best way to make our show the most popular on telly. He
isn't, however, immune to knocking out clunkers, and expectation might
have been lowered by both last years unsettlingly naff opener "New
Earth" and December's nonsensical Christmas Special "The Runaway Bride".
But this is the man that also wrote
the brilliant "Army of Ghosts" and "Doomsday" last year - and happily
"Smith and Jones" tumbles down on the 'quality' side of the divide. Oddly,
it didn't FEEL like Doctor Who to start with. Upon pondering why, I'm left
to wonder if the pace didn't let up a little - true, we rocketed between
Martha and an array of her relatives in the opening minutes (the chaotic
phone call an excellent device to introduce them all) but it felt more
relaxed, sombre even; the Doctor popping up early on only as a ghost to
perform a brief cameo that wouldn't be explained until the end of the
story.
And thank heavens, Martha isn't
terrible! As we all feared she might be after witnessing Freema's 'excited
competition winner' real-life persona at various awards shows and press
events recently. She isn't shockingly memorable either (yet) but then the
whole point about Rose was that she was ordinary; we don't want an
EXTRAordinary companion, so Freema was never going to be a massive system
shock. She was what you'd hope and expect a new companion to be like in
her first story, let's just hope she's allowed to be a bit more womanly
than Rose (we need some glamour aboard the TARDIS!) in the future.
The plot, refreshingly dispensed in about half an hour, was a surprisingly
hole-free gad about the moon, introducing the Judoon - wonderful both in
terms of the design (possibly one of the most convincing alien animatronic
masks to date) and that, for once, they had a purpose. Just as the
Sontarans were cloned soldiers and the Ice Warriors alien nobility, the
Judoon are red-tape officials, not interested in jurisdiction over humans
and amusingly marking out 'checked' subjects with a squeakily applied
marker pen cross on the hand. They possibly need their potential expanded
in future stories (in which I'd suggest they cameo, for example turning up
unexpectedly like an unwelcome tax inspector) to become truly great, but
for now Doctor Who has just added yet another weird and wonderful
'monster' to its menagerie. Only one plot point remained unresolved, which
is a much welcome thing to be able to say after the knotty exposition of
"The Runaway Brude", and that was just why the Judoon were good enough to
return the hospital to Earth at the end of the story. It's a shame the
reason for this wasn't revealed, as it could easily have been (for example
by stating that the Judoon followed some kind of martial code that ensured
they had to leave the subject of their investigations in a similar state
to that in which it was found).
Elsewhere, my biggest gripe was not with the show but with the BBC. It's
clear that, in the finest traditions of old, "Smith and Jones" was subject
to some strict budgetary limitations. To start with, a second viewing of
the episode makes it much more obvious that only one Judoon ever removes
his helmet. And whilst Anne Reid teetered on greatness, it's a shame the
Plasmavore was never revealed it's true form. Every toyshop bears witness
to the fact that the BBC are making STACKS of cash from Doctor Who - yet
from the evidence of "Smith and Jones", very little of it is going back
into the series, and this episode seemed cheaper than "Rose" two years
ago. However, the model work and CGI of the Judoon ships was uniformly
excellent, so perhaps this is where the pennies went - my gripe being that
at this stage it's a shame we could only have one out of the three.
Every fan review I've read has been positive - and that doesn't happen
often (it's never happened with a season opener) which is a fact to
cherish. "Smith and Jones" (the title more clever than worthy or
appropriate) still fell some way short of greatness - Martha's family,
seen fleetingly, felt forgettable rather than intriguing, and we didn't
need the silliness with the shoes. And as much as Anne Reid put into her
performance, the budget, the brevity of her appearance and the (superb!)
death of the character means we are still searching for a great recurring
villainess to replace Lady Cassandra - does RTD have Kate O'Mara's number?
In all other respects, this episode more than pulled off the trick of
stylishly opening the season.