How terrifically blasé we've
become. It isn't, you know, a million years since we'd have killed for
new Doctor Who. It's not an ice age since we were thankful for "Scream
of the Shalka". Actually no, we were bitter and hateful, but I think
impatience had just about reached critical mass by then. Okay then, it's
not ages since we were extremely thankful for "The Curse of Fatal
Death", a mocking, snide, jibe at Doctor Who written by Steven Moffatt.
And starring Rowan Atkinson as the Doctor. Not ages at all.
And yet here we are, facing "Fear
Her", and all of us thinking on some level that it's filler. One of
those inconsequential, cheapy episodes that nobody will ever deem worthy
of considering a "classic". An exercise in treading water before the
end-of-season biggie.
Something to get out of the way.
I don't know when it was during
"Fear Her" that I stopped my open-minded, indifferent musings on how
this felt a bit like "Survival" and realised what the story actually
was. It was Doctor Who. OUR Doctor Who. It was the thing I dreamed about
getting throughout most of my teens. It was the thing I wrote about to
Michael Grade, Tony Greenwood and all those bods at Universal
Television, begging them to make it. It was, quite honestly, the best
thing in the world ever. Fresh, funny ("Shayne Ward's Greatest Hits"!
The genius of eatable ball bearings! Wonderful!), inventive, scary,
original (it really had nothing whatsoever to do with Sapphire and Steel
Assignment IV did it?) and with a Doctor I'm now starting to "get".
Tennant won't calm down. That's the way this new Doctor is. I can feel
the resistance too, but like every viewer since 1966 I'm starting to
realise that this Doctor is unlike any of the others and we're just
gonna have to get used to him. There's the difference between Doctor Who
made by loving fans and Doctor Who made by loving professional people
who work in telly. I thank my lucky smelly limited edition Resurrection
DVD slipcase that we didn't get a lead who wandered around in a frock
coat being eccentric. The point of regeneration is that the Doctor is
different, not that he is Edwardian. And I think I'm just beginning to
warm to this one.
In the space of three quarters of
an hour we were treated to a mystery, some chills as a possessed child
(ooh possessed children are always sinister!) makes sketches that come
to life (cleverly mimicking generations of kids that have loved to draw
the visually striking icons of the series) the Olympics, an alien
spaceship and a plot to kidnap the whole world. All taking place in one
street ("Dame Kelly Holmes Close" - another wonderful little touch). And
don't say you didn't cheer when a scene started on an empty patch of
ground and the TARDIS appeared! Don't tell me something in your heart
didn't leap up through your throat, or if not manifest itself in a
fully-throttled cry of delight! There are characters here only Doctor
Who can knock out for a single week - the jolly tarmac-obsessed man from
the council who someone, somewhere will never forget. And Frank Butchers
mum from "Eastenders", somehow tightroping a line between rubbish and
superbly camp. She was pure Doctor Who she was! But anyway, meanwhile on
screen the story is soldiering on. The Doctor might be downstairs
teasing information out of Chloe's Mum, but Rose is in danger. There's
something in the wardrobe. Something growly and (dare we think
it?) alien! Rose becomes the first companion in history to pop off for a
wee mid-adventure, and has there ever been a better exchange in Doctor
Who than "Who are you?" "I'm help"?
Now it's gone all Exorcist, as the
alien creature is speaking through Chloe's mouth. Hang on, isn't this a
bit chilling? The Fear Factor kids are going to be diving behind their
cushion's for this bit. Normally we'd be finishing Part 1 about now,
with Rose's fearful face bleeding into the end credits as the monster in
the wardrobe shakes it to pieces (name me one other series that has
monsters hiding in wardrobes! Go on!). But this being 2006 it's time for
the explanation! And as usual it all comes at once, in one heady rush,
but I think I'm just about hanging on. And then - oh no, some more
scares. Chloe's going to draw the Doctor and (oddly thrilling) the
TARDIS! You know she is, even before she decides to. And, thank
goodness, whatever gizmo the Doctor was cooking up for his traditional
'build a doohickey to save the day' resolution, it's smashed and gone.
Slightly post-modern perhaps? And now it's left to Rose. She rushes
here, she dashes there. And she's worked it out! With a pick-axe!
Marvellous! A spaceship the size of a walnut, an Olympic flame and "feel
the love!", dear God the fans are going to hate that line! Do we think
Russell T poked his head over Matthew Graham's shoulder as he silently
toiled at his desk, and popped that one in? "Feel the love!". But do
feel the love, as Rose comes into her own and saves the day! And you
know what, as all those people popped back into being and mums hugged
sons, I felt myself welling up a little. 'This is it.' I thought.
This is the bee's knackers. The Doctor bounding along holding the
Olympic Flame - that's just.... what verve, what nerve! What... genius!
I've given up predicting what the
fans will think, but most likely this episode will soon get lost amid
the excited chatter about the cliff-hanger of "Army of Ghosts". When it
comes to the DWM survey this year, there will be bigger fish to mount
than "Fear Her". The one with Sarah-Jane in, or those thunder-stealing
Cybermen again. But let me tell you this. One day, Doctor Who will
fizzle out again. Yeah I know, but get over it. It will fizzle out, and
eventually, to ward off the tedium of waiting for the new Tennant/Piper
Big Finish to arrive or because you've finished the "Four to Doomsday"
DVD extras, you'll suddenly get the urge to re-watch a "Season 2"-ie. It
may be a bright, summers evening like this one here tonight. The may be
just sinking beneath the trees, and a bird may be whistling comfortingly
somewhere. So which one will you choose? In the absence of the others
you've done to death, you might just dig "Fear Her" out again and
perhaps, I might venture, smile, laugh and nearly-cry just like I did
tonight. Because it's the small adventures that make you thankful.
Thankful that just for one fleeting moment, we have our Doctor Who.
And it's utterly amazing.