Girls on Top!

There are few summers as hot and as fuelled by Pop as those very few, special ones. One such summer I remember was 1988. I’ll come back to 1995 another day as that was even better, but discussion of 1988 fulfils my current ‘80s criteria very nicely, thank you very much.

The hits of the late ‘80s had a refreshingly sunny disposition about them. On further thought, I have to admit some of them seem more vacant and uncreative than anything released in the early part of the decade. Most of them seemed to feature horrible tinny drum machines. Not to mention plenty of film samples of people shouting "Aye-Yeahhh!!!" and "This is a journey into sound…S-s-s-s-tereophonic sound!" After 18 months certain trends can really get on your wick, I can tell you.

I always think of 1988 being the year when the single started to die. By the end of 1989 New Kids on the block managed a number one hit on the least copies since the chart began. In 1991 Iron Maiden made another dubious record by spending the last weeks on the chart with a number one single. But then again, that was Maiden who’s loyal (but finite) fan base had pushed them up there in the first place, creating the 5 week wonder that was "Bring your daughter (to the slaughter)".

But in 1988 the single still ruled, but the signs were there that big changes were afoot. The bands that had held the charts in their grip had let go by then. The boys were struggling. Duran Duran did have a top twenty album and single later that year, but it felt like an anomaly that already had the feeling of a first revival. A-ha, who had been massive from ’85-‘87, were producing sub-standard cheese like "Touchy". Wham! had disbanded in 1986 and by ’88 George Michael was making records that were probably more worthy but generally not as fun.

The big difference about the charts in 1988 was that they were overrun with teenage girls. Remember them? "Neighbours" era Kylie, Vanessa Paradis, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Patsy Kensit (in Eighth Wonder), Sabrina, to be followed by Sonia the next year. Also, Bananarama were having a reversal of fortune and Sinitta was still around. This was the time of contrived, conveyer belt pop. The ingredients were pretty girls and catchy tunes. Yep, we can count Big Fun in there as well. Although Rick Astley had a deep voice, so I suppose he must have been a boy. The factory producing this sweet, aural toffee was that of Stock, Aitken and Waterman, who produced much of the hit quotient that year. From 1987-89 it was like SAW were the milk chocolate covering the nougat filling of the top 40. Something sweet like that, anyway.

1988 is often referred to as "The second Summer of Love". For those completely ignorant of pop culture, this is a reference to 1967 when certain people took to wearing flowers in their hair, getting into Indian music and wearing kaftans. Some of them actually enjoyed doing this. I read that somewhere. Anyway, the connection between the two years was illicit drugs, albeit two notably different substances. To a then 15 year old, none of this would impact (personally) for another two or three years. But the seeds of the early ‘90s dance music scene were sown in the late ‘80s; and the drug known as ‘E’ became as synonymous with it as LSD had been with the hippies of the ‘60s.
In some ways the late ‘80s seem more synthetic than anything from the first half of the decade, and no drug ever seemed so synthetic than "E". Yet for all this talk of drugs and the club scene, the change in the charts was more subtle. Foam parties may have been going on in Manchester but for most the city was the same as ever. But underground, beneath the SAW chocolate factory, a new revolution was starting and the heat of "Acid house" slowly began to melt their dominance of the chart. By 1991 dance music normally heard in the clubs was rife in the charts, and SAW’s grip on the top ten had ended. Things had come a long way since the emergence of House music in the mid ‘80s.

In the charts, during the summer of 1988, there were several hints of this sun soaked hedonism going on in Ibiza. Mark Moore’s S-Express scored a no.1 with "The theme from.." which was full of retrospective leanings. This marked the first sign that the 1970s were going to be troubling us again, but was quite welcome for my generation. Nostalgia sells. D-Mob and Salt n’ Pepa were making ridiculous noises in a slightly fashionable way, but by the autumn even the rappers were back to being fairly uncontroversial, for a while at least. The Wee papa girl rappers were certainly not Public Ememy. A new mainstream hope did appear though, in the shape of the wonderful Neneh Cherry.

So I don’t really have a point to reminiscing about 1988, apart from to say the memories are fairly vivid and so was the music. Most of the chart fodder was so cheesy, I’m surprised the NOW compilation covers don’t have holes in them.

Yet most of it is quite charming and always cheery. But most of it would drive you insane if you had to endure it, Chinese water torture style. Still, it’s a time when pop had found a magic formula and felt no reason to cast any other spell. So what if they all sounded the same? When the boys had been relegated to second place, it was the girls that were on top. I think a lot of people quite liked that.