
“Well I wouldn’t suck it. Ha ha ha…”
“Call yourself a school?”
“Well I don’t call myself a school”
An extract from the very first
sketch from the very first episode of (fingers) A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
The best sketch show ever made (in this writer’s opinion). I spent
yesterday watching much of that first series. A lot of the material is
very familiar from the compilation issued by the BBC around ten years ago
but – like Monty Python – you think you know the lot but you actually know
very little. Picking 45 minutes of material from the three hours on offer
must’ve been an agonising job. There are no duff sketches. Just page after
page of verbal wonders.
"I can't stop - my wife is
being towed away..."
The sketches don’t seek
to be topical. The show was made by two fairly unfashionable people and it
all combines to make the series timeless. Not cursed with flared trousers
and endless Thatcher jokes, the series hasn’t really dated. Hugh hasn’t
aged at all while Stephen has put on a little weight and a pair of glasses
but I dare say he could still shake a mean cocktail. Their humour largely
derives from stupid, rude or ignorant people and that ensures it will
strike a chord today, tomorrow and one hundred and six years from now.
Stupid people are the Earth’s only truly endless resource. If only they
were flammable…
“I killed her because
she said she was going to marry Noel Edmonds…”
The
comedy is rather intellectual and some people find that off putting. To
deviate for a moment (indulge me, indulge me) the first Carry On to flop
at the box office was Carry On at your Convenience and the reason for this
failure? It spoofed the trades’ union movement and the very working class
people who made up the bulk of the audience. Maybe I’m being a terrible
snob but I think that there are sections of the audience (demographics
they would be called these days) who see A Bit of Fry and Laurie and
recognise themselves in the characters being mocked. They resent F&L’s
university cleverness.
“Fax machines? Bollocks
more like…”
They also had the
marvellous idea of putting vox pops between the sketches. Filmed on the
streets in various states of costume, Stephen and Hugh would say bizarre
things and thus bridge the gap between epics. I have, being a bit of a
wag, chosen to split this essay with vox pops (some of which are genuine
voxxers and others are lines from sketches). But there is something lost
in not hearing the lines delivered by Stephen or not seeing Hugh in drag.
Sometimes playing on a phrase, sometimes just being outrageous for
outrage’s sake, the vox pops were an integral part of (fingers) A Bit of
Fry and Laurie. The script books contain several pops that were never
broadcast and of these the most memorable one was “My favourite celebrity
encounter was the time Julia Roberts came round to my house and mistook my
face for a chair. Or was that a dream?”
“Oh Christ I’ve left the
iron on…”
They did the Python
thing quite a bit. Lacking a punch line, they would segue into the next
sketch by breaking out of the sketch world and moving into a kind of
reality. Such examples of breaches of kayfabe include the police station
sketch where Hugh tells Stephen he’s hit him too hard with an obviously
rubber cricket bat, the SAS sketch where Stephen suggests Hugh goes
through “that door” and the opening to season four where Stephen simply
turns round, walks of set towards the audience and welcomes them to the
show. Used sparingly this approach is innovative and works very well. Ever
the professionals, they don’t over use the gag.
"One
day they’ll ask whatever happened to the good old English McDonalds? Aye?
Aye? Aye?”
Script books were
released for all four series of (fingers) A Bit of Fry and Laurie and
these are gems when compared to the usual cash in tomes. Rather than
repeating the scripts verbatim and adding pretty pictures, these four
books are a mixture of televised sketches and swathes of unbroadcast
material. The fourth season book especially must be 70% unseen stuff. They
show that six episodes (seven in series four) just weren’t enough. So many
comedians get by recycling the same tired material for years at a time and
Steve’n’Hughie are throwing away hours of classic stuff. We should join
hands and pray for a fraction of their unused talent.
“I need an idiot to hit
on the head with a spoon…”
I’ve talked about the
vox pops but they were the only formatting crutch that they retained
through all four series. Series one was solid sketches. Series two
featured Stephen and Hugh linking the sketches from a sofa. This was the
origin of (fingers) A Bit of Fry and Laurie. It worked. So obviously they
dropped it for the third series. Only to bring it back (complete with
celebrity guests – i.e. chums of theirs from Cambridge) for the final
series. Once again we have an example of them producing a winning formula
only to let it go to waste. It has been said of Peter Cook that he used up
his talent while he was young and had to live the rest of his life on the
fumes that were left. I hope Ste’n’Hughbert don’t go the same way.
“Roy Hattersley wants me
to pass him the marmalade?”
Four series –
twenty-nine episodes – and only one piffling edited VHS compilation. They
deserve better. I would pay good money and still agree to give a small IOU
to the shopkeeper in exchange for DVDs of the show. With commentaries and
as much deleted footage as they can shake a cocktail at. The BBC have
embraced DVD as a mother would embrace a child that has casually mentioned
that he’s just won a thousand pounds of Harvey Nicks vouchers and has no
need of them. But the months and years have gone by and no sign of
(fingers) A Bit of Fry and Laurie on DVD. Thank goodness for the Paramount
Comedy Channel which showed them a couple of twelvemonths ago and meant I
now have a set.
“Oh
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllsssss”
They ended the show with
a classy cocktail and some wonderful lounge music. You’ll have to supply
the booze and muzak before you can join me in a toast.
“Soupy twist”
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